Military Goggles

When you’re in the military and someone looks more attractive than they really are because you haven’t had some action in a long time, because you’re in the military.

“Yo that girl over there is really hot.”
“Nah man shes a 5/10 at best, you just have those military goggles on.”

by beener598 July 13, 2021

crush goggles

For when a person has a "crush" on a person and then starts seeing that person as faultless or perfect normally seen also in New relationships or "honeymoon goggles".

She sees him so perfectly must be crush goggles

by hello the idiot that use this November 27, 2014

nerd goggles

What Sterling Archer call glasses.

Cyril: "Here, put these on."
Archer: "No, I'm not wearing nerd goggles!"

by shapiro_slayer_69 July 6, 2019

bee goggles

The inability to accept that words are spelled correctly or incorrectly due to the obscene diction or the even more obscene length of an essay, term paper, dissertation, etc.

Damn these bee goggles. There is no way that mispelled is spelled misspelled.

by Salvationisnigh April 24, 2008

sesh goggles

goggles (sunglasses) that one may wear while on sesh (drug infused, alcohol infused)

'oi have you got my sesh goggles'

by castleweekendbender April 18, 2018

nazi goggles

When a man places his ballsack on a women's forehead, seperates his balls and slides them over her eyes

Man, she loves it when I give her the good ole Nazi goggles

by Lauren9huis September 23, 2017

Chilly Goggle

A dumb and annoying bitch that should no longer be alive, This being is also very small and skinny and will not live much longer. One thing it can do is pvp

Fuck! Chilly Goggle just beat my ass, I better go beat him for real tomorrow

by Soggy water February 16, 2022