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Flying Toaster

(n) - A shit at work so long in duration that the screensaver on your computer activates while you are gone.
Host of meeting: I see everyone from payroll could make it, accounting - where is Chris?

Accountant: He's probably taking a Flying Toaster, he hit the mexican buffet yesterday.
by terdbyrglar January 13, 2014
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austrian toaster strudel

When a guy fucks another guy in the ass until his dick is nice and warm then the other guy jizzes on his dick then sucks it off.
An fegit: "I totally gave Jack an Austrian toaster strudel last night"
by Bdubs13 April 24, 2014
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Mexican toaster

When you take your dick and stick it inside of a toaster then you pour water on it for intense pleseaure
My friend Juan just did a Mexican toaster and he can never stop doing it
by Fireguy47 June 10, 2017
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Disgusted toast

A fine you tuber with a 1000iq brain
Me: Did you watch sykunno getting beaten by Disgusted toast in that amoung is vidio
Urban dictionary: yeah
by Ramenlion September 16, 2020
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Texas Toaster Strudel

When you bust inside a girl, then she cums and shoots your load back at you...

A.k.a A Texas Tornado, Return to Sender, Frosting the Snowman, Creampie Christening
Dude 1: Bro I fucked this country girl and busted in her. She got so wet she came and shot my cum back all over me.

Dude 2: Bro you're The Pillsbury Doughboy cause you just made a Texas Toaster Strudel
by DJRoms December 3, 2020
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French Toast

When you pour syrup in her vagina and dip your french toast in it. After, always clean up by eating the syrup
“Hey babe, can you serve me french toast tomorrow morning?”
“Only if you make me sausage after”
by Hampton Grey April 3, 2021
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Lack Toast and Taller Rent

When your landlord increases the rent on your condominium to the point that you don't even have the money to buy a toaster.
My landlord just increased the rent on my condo, now I can't afford that fancy new smart toaster I've been waiting to buy. I guess you could call this predicament "lack toast and taller rent".
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