Scottallened

v. The act of totally jacking up your eyebrows with a power tool that has no business being anywhere on, near or about your facial region.

bob: Dude, did you see that guys eyebrow???
jimmy: no doubt! He totally scottallened it.

by tiempo512 February 17, 2009

Scotty Crack

biggest club/bar/night life promotor in Nassau County, Long Island, New York. Became famous due to popular social networking site "Facebook".

Girl 1: Hey, did you want to go to Dublin Pub tonight?
Girl 2: Yes! We need to hit up Scotty Crack for passes!

by Skyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy December 28, 2008

scottish resistance

1) when two sexual partners pretend that a traditional scottish kilt is a strange, cloth chastity belt, and the act of defloration is reenacted; 2) a red head that won't put out 3) a virgin girl who doesn't wear underwear but does wear really short skirts and won't have sex with you

1) too bad the pink in that kilt was actually insulation, otherwise I actually would have defeated the scottish resistance last night 2) jenny ohara is one girl who will never sleep with you, ever 3) brittany snow is one girl who will never sleep with you, ever

by yesyoudid February 26, 2011

Scottnicol

when you need a poo after school

aww man i am gonna do a massive scottnicol when i get in

by conorcrawford October 23, 2011

Scott Putesky

Scott Putesky Aka Daisy berkowitz is former guitar player of Marilyn Manson from 1989-1996. He and Manson started the band Marilyn Manson and the spooky kids back in 1989. Long story short, they were not getting along and he either quit or was fired. Nobody really knows for sure though.

Person 1: "so out of all of Manson's guitar players, who's your favorite?"

Person 2: "Scott Putesky, you know, Daisy Berkowitz?"

Person 1: "Cool, mine's John 5."

Person 2: ...bitch.

by StephenArmidillo January 18, 2012

Scottie Hot Box

Whereby a woman performs felatio on a kilt-clad man, particularly of Scottish decent, while hidden by his kilt like a curtain, in effect hot boxing his cock.

Lad: Hey babe want to blow on my bag pipes?

Las: Normally I would say no, but that red beard is doing it for me. I could go for a good Scottie Hot Box.

by Bucky Sue September 13, 2013

Scottish Driver

The act of taking golf club (preferably a driver), gaining an erection, lifting one's kilt and sticking in your anal cavity. Then using your dick as a joystick to aim the golf club and tee-off.

At the driving range yesterday, Johnson pulled a Scottish Driver on us.

by Sinh November 10, 2015