Hairy Stimpleton

The act of shaving off your Butthole-Net and then ejaculating onto it. After that you find your prey and stick this hairy-cum-glue to their face in such a way that it creates an authentic biker beard. Although this is very humorous it might get you called names like Jizz guzzeling rectal wart or donkey raping shit eater.

I was wondering what my best friend would look like with a beard so I got him drunk one night and gave him a Hairy Stimpleton.

by XbigpenismanX June 17, 2011

Stumpler

the stubby end of a penis looking material

veale has penis lips which smoked on a stumpler pipe

by Umdinger January 10, 2006

simpletothepoint

ONE dimensional, simple, NOTHING extra, taking into account not only the stress level of the receiver, but many other useless pieces of information that've already been received and are being analyzed and processed.

After being given multiple multi-dimensional, useless, confusing, stress-inducing directions, Lerlene was only able to reach her destination when the directions given her were simpletothepoint, thus proving that the FINAL direction giver had TRUE common sense and was finally more interested in helping her than being witty, creative and furthering the entertainment; because really, how entertaining is watching suicide?

by Lerlene May 28, 2008

Stimpen

A short term for straight pimpen

I met this shorty she gave me her digits now I'm stimpen

by Sane Capone June 19, 2008

Simple male

Usually displays Neandotholic characteristics, such as basic intelligence, little co-ordination, unaware of social boundaries, poor hygene and basic needs(sex,food,sleep). Will dissapoint wherever possible. Must brag about any sexual conquest, usually to people who dont care. Will share information that the subject said he didnt want anyone to know about, to boost ego or seem momentarily interesting.

1.Errrrr, sex or food? Both.

Average Male: Jesus Christ you stink!

Simple Male: But i dipped my balls in the sink.

Average Male: Why is that acceptable?

Simple Male: Im off for a shag

by lijolwe March 17, 2009

stimply

when someone is acting shady or sketchy they are thought of as stimply.

yeah that guy over there is pretty stimply, i mean he is acting pretty sketchy.

by J.P. Mayes January 3, 2009

Scimple

A pimple or zit on your scalp, most commonly noticed if your bald.

"Dude I was playing COD with Marley, and i looked over and saw that his crome-dome was covered in scimples"

by aerosolfaith April 8, 2010