Bayou Steamer

The act of taking a steamy diarrhea-like dump on someone's chest that resembles bayou water. Much like the Cleveland Steamer only less solid.

What happened to Lester?

His woman on the side got mad at and gave him a bayou steamer after she ate 13 burrito's from Taco Bell.

by CollegiateSomebody July 9, 2011

Captain Steamer

The process of making stool in a cup and heating it in the microwave and pouring it upon someone

Dude i totally Captain Steamer ed her last night

by blaizacake May 23, 2012

Angus Steamer

The act where someone named Michael takes a dump on you while eatting an angus burger.

"The guy I hooked up with last night wanted to give me an angus steamer. I was kinda turned on.."

by RawrATard January 2, 2014

windy steamer

Drinking hot water then blowing into your partners ass. They then proceed to steam it back at you.

Thanks for the windy steamer, Dan.

by Simpty January 16, 2016

Glove Steamer

A fisted vagina after a hot steamy shower.

Susie -"Jimmy, why are your hands warm and wet?"
Jimmy-"Oh Susie, I had them in the ol' Glove steamer."

by BroCafe September 23, 2017

Screw Steamer

"Screw steamer" is an old style term for a ship powered by a steam engine. (WINK)

"I bet if you looked at the urban dictionary listing for “screw steamer” you’d get a much different answer then on wikipedia, said Lauren Rock."

by SmashGladly November 22, 2017

rice steamer

A (almost always) white guy that dates asian women. They are stereotypically effeminate and go for them so they can feel manly compared to their slim physiques and thigh pussies(for obvious reasons), and/or far-rightists that reject white women on the grounds that they aren't traditional and "burn the coal" and cheat, while asian women are more submissive.

Analogous to coal burner and oil driller

1:Is that John with is Viet girlfriend?
2:Yeah, dude was cheated on by his previous girlfriend
3:What a typical rice steamer

by Glitchy Mob February 16, 2018