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squirrel day

A day when you start one thing, then get distracted by something else - repeatedly. Much like a squirrel that is busy hiding nuts then getting distracted and forgetting where it buried them.
I'm having a real squirrel day!
by viennabeo April 8, 2015
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Squirrel Injection

A term used to describe next generation hacking in which a given system's source-code is unraveled line by line. This exposes vulnerabilities at different layers that can then be used to navigate through the system undetected and collect information, sometimes called "nuts".
Using squirrel injection HACKER combed through the FBI database and stole government secrets.
by Don't Worry About It______ November 23, 2011
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squirrel skinner

Someone who is so uptight, if you shoved a squirrel up their ass it would have no pelt upon pulling it out.
by Fat_n_forty January 18, 2015
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Squirrel Harbor

When a chick's bush is so hairy it looks like she hasn't trimmed/shaved since 1941.
"I went down on that chick from the party & was surprised by some serious bush!! It was like Squirrel Harbor down there!!!"
by TwistyMcfisty January 6, 2017
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Squirrel Peeking

When you have to poop and it's almost coming out.
Man, I really have squirrel peeking.
by Bathroom Humor April 18, 2010
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squirrel uprising

the inevitable and soon to come squirrel uprising that most likely already happened but were in the hundredth reality where it has yet to happen
Me: Hey have you been preparing your Assault Rifles for the squirrels?

Other person: yeah we're gonna light them up

squirrel uprising being squirrels taking over the human race and population
by Someone that exists, maybe? February 22, 2021
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Butterhorn Squirrel

When you cover your sexual partner in butter and then blow into their anus like a French horn while they emit a high-pitch mating call similar to a squirrel to signal arousal in the nearby animals.
I was at a furry convention and gave this chick the ol' butterhorn squirrel and next I knew they were swarming my windows and doors looking for a piece of the action.
by AITMA Ballz April 22, 2022
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