Bunk Spunk

When you're knocking one out on the top bunk watching porn full volume on your ipad and you hear your mum walking up the stairs so you panic and role over off the top bunk. Your mum hears a thump and goes to take a look. To her surprise she finds her son on the floor covered in spunk with bruised ribs and a broken ipad.

My friend bunk spunked

by Taco Phil September 23, 2016

Spunk

The after smell of a weed session

Guy 1: Yo that smoke sesh was lit.

Guy 2: We smell like spunk, anyone got axe?

by The Real Fogle December 25, 2016

Spunk

Short for "sped monkey." Mostly used to call out someone who did something retarded.

Luke: Wait, I thought golf was when you hit a ball with a bat!"
Griffin: "You're such a spunk."

by GriffinMascja June 27, 2017

spunk bomb

When someone ejaculates into a mixture of a food such as cake mix or biscuit mix so then the food smells and tastes like a hot load.

Josh: wow smell my biscuit
Mitch: dude thats pretty sick
Josh: yeah it some one definately dropped a spunk bomb.
Joe: Omg these biscuits are amazing (eats the spunk bombed biscuit in one bite)

by Hilary Clinton December 26, 2008

spunk

Term used to define a sexy punk (male).

Mmmm talking about a hott spunk.

by dana October 11, 2003

spunk bubble

a general term of abuse directed at someone.

You spunk bubble DeFoe, you should have passed the ball not taken a shot!

by Dunky Oggins October 28, 2003

spunk muffin

A muffin filled with spunk which can also be used as a term of endearment.

I love you my little spunk muffin

by Lara19 August 3, 2007