Formed in 2018 by three young masterminds, the religion 'Spuddism' is a new religion inspired by the sacred, late and great $ dogg. this is a teacher and he is a very well known gentlemen, with his kind hearted humour we follow him. we must live our lives by his core values. we must drink 4 cups of teas followed by 5 cups of coffee every day no matter what. we must abide by not using any form of communication with the female gender under any circumstance what so ever. when joining this 'family' you are granted with a ferarri and a complimentary virgin for life mug. another wonderful addition in being a Spuddist is you are strictly to only wear one outfit everyday of the week. by being a Spuddist is that it is compulsary to live 'Top Bloke Style', this means you must live life being the best bloke possible in every aspect possible. if you want to join you must surpass a 23 questionare and you must score a perfect 23/23 and if you do not manage to do so, you will live the rest of your life in the shadows of a Spuddist.
by Nedly Pinkington October 25, 2018
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Thoes French fries are Spudtastic!
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Get the Spudtastic mug.A spud like creature that will endeavour to seek out dust paper puppies for special nana dust. Bottles are his fav thing to wrap everything in and around, people say he has bottle fetish but others offer up dust and bottle babies to their almighty spud.
He may only be a myth he may only be Barnaby banana buddy but the one thing you can be sure of is dribble, falling off couches and hiding ur bottles brothers porn bukakke and soggy handstands.
If you look real close you'll catch him mid deep throat of banana. Call him speige eye if you get a chance he loves it.
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He may only be a myth he may only be Barnaby banana buddy but the one thing you can be sure of is dribble, falling off couches and hiding ur bottles brothers porn bukakke and soggy handstands.
If you look real close you'll catch him mid deep throat of banana. Call him speige eye if you get a chance he loves it.
Xoxo dust nana
by Lykasumboadee January 18, 2019
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"I'm not sleeping on the spuddle, that's YOUR mess."
"Let me put my coat down so you don't get your shoes dirty in the spuddle"
"Put a raincoat on so we can avoid the spuddles"
"Let me put my coat down so you don't get your shoes dirty in the spuddle"
"Put a raincoat on so we can avoid the spuddles"
by TheRealBritch February 26, 2019
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Get the Spuds mug.Used as an insult to someone who is being an ass hole to you for no good reason. Could also be used similarly to Jerk-off.
Ryan: Your shoes look fucking ridiculous where did you find those? In the bottom of the dumpster at goodwill?
Zephyr: Shut the fuck up Ryan, you are wearing a pair of new balances like an 80 year old man you retarded Spudwhack.
Zephyr: Shut the fuck up Ryan, you are wearing a pair of new balances like an 80 year old man you retarded Spudwhack.
by Zephyr737 June 2, 2019
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