scrunchie

jerking off into your partners hair then scrunching it together

she wouldn’t fuck me, so i gave her a scrunchie

by DadBodGeeelong December 21, 2019

Diaper Scruncher

Description of the feeling you get when your nervous. When you get so nervous you could just poop a diaper.

I was so nervous about my interview I was a diaper scruncher.

by Leaha & Kristina April 17, 2009

shoulder-scrunchies

Gentle-to-medium pressure kneading motions that you administer to someone's shoulders, either to relieve aches/tension and generally soothe his overall physical/emotional status, or to simply savor his/her sinewy/pliable muscle-tissue (this is especially pleasurable if the person is not wearing any covering on his/her shoulders, since it permits you direct flesh-to-flesh contact with your hands for maximum sensory pleasure, and it also lets him/her feel the caring warmth/softness of your hands). These simple massages can be administered to your friend from either the front or the rear, although it is usually safer and more comfy for the person if you do it from the front, since this ensures that your fingertips will not accidentally dig into the tender joint-grooves just below his shoulders.

I love giving shoulder-scrunchies to cute chicks whom I meet for the first time --- it harmlessly and unobtrusively builds her trust and shows her what pleasant soothing "magic" I can work with my hands, and so she will often permit me to gradually "progress" to other juicy portions of her real estate until I eventually have her completely stark-naked within half an hour.

by QuacksO February 27, 2017

scrunt

the paw padding movements made by an affectionate cat as it settles on ones lap

Go scrunt over there puss, you're annoying me.

by spandex July 15, 2003

sprung

A woman's genitalia being sexually aroused, i.e becoming hardened and stiffened.

You got me sprung and i dont care who sees!

by Cuntus April 15, 2006

sprung

sprained; having injured a joint on your body, but not to the point of breaking a bone

I got in a fight yesterday, and now my wrist is sprung.

by Liz11 April 25, 2007

scrunk

scholarly while drunk.

1. the scrunk class of 2008. DON'T HATE! ;)

2. man i was so scrunk last night.

3. i totally passed that test while i was scrunk!

4. DAMN, that girl last night was fucking scrunkkkk.

5. i was past wasted last night, i was fucking scruuuuunk.

by Sarah, Taylor, & Danielle August 19, 2007