Sitting with your legs spread wide apart, kind of like an eagle. They can see all your camel toe when you do this.
by Feeling Kinda Naughty September 7, 2019
Get the Spread-Eaglemug. When you enter a public ladies' washroom so nasty (urine on the floor immediately in front of the toilet, and you don't know what's crawling on the toilet seat) that you have to stand with your feet shoulder-width or farther apart (avoiding the urine puddle), drop your breeches and skivvies (pants/underwear), and hover-squat over the throne to pee. Woman readers will understand what I'm talking about.
I needed to pee, so I went into the public washroom. No word of a lie, someone forgot to flush the toilet in the first stall I came to. Someone peed on the floor in front of the toilet in the second stall I went into, so I had to do a standing, hovering spread-eagle to pee, so I didn't have to step in the urine. Uggghhh!!!
by chrisssy226 October 24, 2019
Get the Standing, hovering spread-eaglemug. Is why I feel drained. I took some antiseptic mouth wash and it ameliorated my symptoms by 30% overnight.
Hym "And if I could prescribe myself with antibiotics for the tooth infection that spread to my brain I wouldn't feel this way."
by Hym Iam June 20, 2025
Get the Tooth infection that spread to my brainmug. What you do when you are truly desperate to fuck things up even worse—like walking around sick with COVID and spewing everywhere.
I’m such an asshole, I got so bored today I went out and did a bit of Trump-spreading in the subway.
by anonymous October 6, 2020
Get the Trump-spreadingmug. Chocolate tity spread is when a woman spreads her tits and a man proceed to poop on the tits and spreads it with his hands
by Corner man 777 September 13, 2022
Get the Chocolate tity spreadmug. Ghetto spread is an accented form of manspread. More frequently than manspread, ghetto spread is used by women - especially ghetto-kind of gals who don't mind being called "hoe" or "trash". The extent of the spread depends on the time of the month - one way or the opposite way, depending on the level of street credibility at stake.
You don't have to do ghetto spread, your glossy skin reveals the missed weeks of shower.
I need to exercise to become more flexible. Otherwise it's not obvious I'm in for a ghetto spread. Others might think it's my hanging belly pushing my legs wide apart.
I need to exercise to become more flexible. Otherwise it's not obvious I'm in for a ghetto spread. Others might think it's my hanging belly pushing my legs wide apart.
by PseudoYo March 13, 2023
Get the ghetto spreadmug. a form of sixty-nining in which mouths are utilized on each other's toes, not each other's genitals.
by Goscha7452 March 29, 2015
Get the Kentucky Spreadmug.