spanger

N. an accidental fool, a term used to tease a person that has made a mistake. a less provocative word as substitute for wanker
origin. wanker, spanker, wanger
pronounced. spang-er (ryhmes with tang-er)

someone purchases a packet of rice crisps when asked to buy potato chips... you "spanger"

by suffer me no more January 22, 2008

sphanger

A spherical cage

"Despite all my anger I am still just a rat in a sphanger."

by A concerned citizen September 25, 2003

Gangrene Stranger Tug

An anagram for my cats' names that sounds like a rough handy.

Went over to Morgan's last night and she gave me the good ol gangrene stranger tug.

by Ultiple Morgasms February 25, 2011

perfect stranger

n. when somebody else sits on their hand, causing it to fall asleep, and proceeds to give another person a hand job.

see stranger

After the car ride with seven other people, we went and side and she gave me a perfect stranger.

by G-Money April 20, 2005

spanger

Someone (a cunt) who is a huge pain in the ass but doesn't really mean to be one, althou they cant help it they were born that way.

Spanger - " Can i get more of my vocals in the foldback on stage please, i cant hear myself"

Sound guy 1 - " Is that guy serious, he is standing 20m in front of the stage. How the fuck is he going to hear himself from on stage anyway."

Sound Guy 2 - He's a Spanger, he can do anything.

Sond Guy 1- " Fucking Spangers"

by Darkest March 1, 2010

Friendly Stranger

When your fucking a random Chick, or usually girlfriend in the dark, right by a window, and one of your buddys are in the house, then you tell the chick you need to leave for a second to take a piss or something, then your buddy comes in and starts fucking her then you go outside the window and wave to her.

WTF im not gonna let you Friendly Stranger my girl.

by Common92 May 30, 2008

Springer

The name given to a woman who is destined to be alone and spend her life being a teacher because he needs to be around youth to make up for her wasted long life, and also because she is unaccepted amont her own peer group

Kid1) Your ganna grow up to be a Ho!
Kid2) Beats being a springer.....

by Rusty the George Nelson April 12, 2007