Sploogemop

Someone who has surpassed the level of being a douchbag but not quite a mother fucker. Total cockiness is at hand; he (lets face it, it'll be a guy) won't punch children but will annoy the shit out of you, chances are, your evening will be ruined by him. The bar you met him at will be permanently tainted (you'll avoid it at all cost and tell your friends to never go there in fear of this given person will be there); a group of these types can be referred to as a "closet of sploogemops."

Ugh... Nick is working tonight; total sploogemop I slept with him and he texted me the next day with "that was a big load I dropped, right?" Let's not go here, we're better off at a Chili's.

by Proud gemini November 14, 2016

splooge hole

1. where splooge comes out of the penis

2.when you dump your splooge in someones asshole

when i was with my girlfriend i splooged in her splooge hole

by splooge hole.com January 10, 2017

splooge spigot

A derogatory term for a guy who acts like an ass to a girl.

First coined by author Kelley Harvey in the book SO. BAD. , from the Bad Boy Next Door Collection.

Don't be such a splooge spigot, Tommy.

by WriteHot January 29, 2017

splook splaaack

To splooge vigorously

"Dude i just splook splaaacked in my pants"

by dongmaster38 August 16, 2017

Splooch

The sound it makes when you take a wet shit and or shart yourself

As i tried to let out a silent fart, i realized that i splooched myself

by Yianniscorn October 3, 2017

splooge-box

Not really a box, but its your testicles.

Oh man he used is splooge-box really efficiently.

by Demtane October 12, 2017

Spload

The act of exploding or busting a fat gooey nut on your sexual companion.

My girlfriend had to wash her hair 5 times after I sploaded on on her face.

by Vinnedge November 3, 2017