sploodingle

while having anal sex, you get a fajita and intensely toe fuck it and when you're about to cum you spunk into the fajita, therefore adding you're own sour cream. An action often used by Mexican drug lords.

Juan sploodingled in my fajita yesterday. Really hit the spot!
10/10 would recommend

by Wilsonsabitch October 5, 2016

Sploogemop

Someone who has surpassed the level of being a douchbag but not quite a mother fucker. Total cockiness is at hand; he (lets face it, it'll be a guy) won't punch children but will annoy the shit out of you, chances are, your evening will be ruined by him. The bar you met him at will be permanently tainted (you'll avoid it at all cost and tell your friends to never go there in fear of this given person will be there); a group of these types can be referred to as a "closet of sploogemops."

Ugh... Nick is working tonight; total sploogemop I slept with him and he texted me the next day with "that was a big load I dropped, right?" Let's not go here, we're better off at a Chili's.

by Proud gemini November 14, 2016

splooge hole

1. where splooge comes out of the penis

2.when you dump your splooge in someones asshole

when i was with my girlfriend i splooged in her splooge hole

by splooge hole.com January 10, 2017

splooge spigot

A derogatory term for a guy who acts like an ass to a girl.

First coined by author Kelley Harvey in the book SO. BAD. , from the Bad Boy Next Door Collection.

Don't be such a splooge spigot, Tommy.

by WriteHot January 29, 2017

Splonge

To clear an inner ear blockage that is causing unusual auditory phenomena, such as popping sounds or a feeling of being under water.

My ear's doing that thing again, I need to get it splonged.

Sounds like there's an Earwig living in there, do you think it will eat my brain if I don't get it splonged quickly?

by Trainingvideo September 23, 2017

Splooch

The sound it makes when you take a wet shit and or shart yourself

As i tried to let out a silent fart, i realized that i splooched myself

by Yianniscorn October 3, 2017

splooge-box

Not really a box, but its your testicles.

Oh man he used is splooge-box really efficiently.

by Demtane October 12, 2017