by daggummmm23 March 16, 2016
by itsocake February 18, 2022
Alcoholic drink ordered at high end and dive bars. Always 6 shots Jameson, 1 shot ginger ale, 6 ice cubes, served in a pint glass. Always priced under $10 and always well tipped on... win:win for both parties, your liver is the only loser.
Dude 1: “Let’s get smashed tonight dude!”
Dude 2: “How... I’ve only got $28?”
Dude 1: “Perf let’s grab 2 Ralph specials and we’ll be good for the night”
Dude 2: “Last time we did that I woke up in the neighbors yard... fuck it I’m in”
Bartender: “What’ll it be gentlemen?”
Dude 1&2: “Two Ralph Specials my man and keep the change”
Bartender: “Oh... you boys are in for a fucking nuts night”
Dude 1&2: “Excellent”
Dude 2: “How... I’ve only got $28?”
Dude 1: “Perf let’s grab 2 Ralph specials and we’ll be good for the night”
Dude 2: “Last time we did that I woke up in the neighbors yard... fuck it I’m in”
Bartender: “What’ll it be gentlemen?”
Dude 1&2: “Two Ralph Specials my man and keep the change”
Bartender: “Oh... you boys are in for a fucking nuts night”
Dude 1&2: “Excellent”
by Korbin Dalla$ April 03, 2018
The people who insist on celebrating the winter holidays in warmer climates as if they’re actually cold.
“Why is Shelly wearing a Christmas scarf and drinking peppermint hot chocolate? It was 90° today.”
“That’s Shelly for you, she’s Christmas special.”
“That’s Shelly for you, she’s Christmas special.”
by nothing123456789 November 18, 2021
by CaptainTudesey August 24, 2023
A Turner Special is the name given to someone who adds extra pieces of food to a standard meal which have no relevance or connection to the meal itself and which makes the portion size of the meal supersized!
A meal of fish, chips and peas
A turner special would be -
Fish, chips and peas with added extras - southern fried chicken breast, hash browns, potato waffles and an egg
These extra pieces of food have no right to be on the plate and ruin a traditional tasty meal!
A turner special would be -
Fish, chips and peas with added extras - southern fried chicken breast, hash browns, potato waffles and an egg
These extra pieces of food have no right to be on the plate and ruin a traditional tasty meal!
by threedeckstew June 15, 2009