Spanish Turbine 

The act of covering oneself in salsa and ejaculating whilst doing a backflip.

I went over to Jeremy’s and I walked in on him doing the Spanish turbine.

Spanish Turbine by The stiffy bandit May 6, 2025

spanish fade 

An unexpected shank, coined by Rickie Fowler during his third round at the 2025 Travelers Championship.

After shanking his approach shot on the first hole at the’25 Travelers, Rickie Fowler quickly sized up the awful hosel rocket as a Spanish fade. The announcer got a good laugh.

spanish fade by Shanks4nuthin June 21, 2025

spanish confession 

a confession brought out by force, via an outside party that wants an answer, that doesn't tell the truth of the confessor and only exist to help the outside party.

news anchor 1: "videos were released of the protestors interviewing the state news, telling the public that their actions against the government was wrong and now are going to be good boys."
news anchor 2:"is it me or did the government gave them a Spanish confession."

spanish confession by gast123456789 August 10, 2025

Spanish onion

An act in which another person peels off layers of smegma from your penis kind of like the layers of an onion

"I didn't shower for 9 years so Charlie could give me a Spanish onion"

Spanish onion by Dan2Smeggy September 16, 2025

Spanish fireball 

Dipping your balls in Tequila and lighting them on fire to burn your pubic hair

I’m going to give myself a Spanish fireball later tonight before my friends come over

Spanish fireball by Its your daddy October 1, 2025

Spanish teacher

Either the nicest, sexiest, teacher at your school or a fat asshole… gordo puñetero. Also, often racially profiled by the F students in your class.

Scarlet: I love Edgar, he is so sexy!

Fiona: Scarlet… he is our Spanish teacher.
Scarlet: Even better.

Spanish teacher by SullenGir1 October 17, 2025

spanish waffle

when someone poops on another persons chest and then squishes it with their anus then folds it like a crepe then uses a cheese grater on penis cheese on to it then presses the cheese grater down to make a waffle shape

you want a spanish waffle

spanish waffle by odavo March 31, 2026