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The Jani Spread

A "stance" used commonly in Guild Wars and or real life where you spread an unwilling participant and let em have it.
I can't believe you gave em The Jani Spread, you are so terrible and should be ashamed.
by Janos Audren April 29, 2008
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spreading like wildflower

An unintentional distortion of the phrase "spreading like wildfire", which, oddly, is both poetically evocative and accurate in its imagery.
Anne would often say, of a rumor, a fashion or a craze, "it's spreading like wildflower", and he was too impressed by its inner truth and charm to ever correct her.
by Monkey's Dad June 12, 2021
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ghetto spread

Ghetto spread is an accented form of manspread. More frequently than manspread, ghetto spread is used by women - especially ghetto-kind of gals who don't mind being called "hoe" or "trash". The extent of the spread depends on the time of the month - one way or the opposite way, depending on the level of street credibility at stake.
You don't have to do ghetto spread, your glossy skin reveals the missed weeks of shower.

I need to exercise to become more flexible. Otherwise it's not obvious I'm in for a ghetto spread. Others might think it's my hanging belly pushing my legs wide apart.
by PseudoYo March 13, 2023
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west side spread

a west side spread is a type of way you can finger a woman. You start woth making a west side symbol with your hand and inserting it into you woman and when it is inside your woman you spread your pointer finger and your pinke finger creating the west side gang sign. Trade marked By Daniel and cooper. cooper and i created this word when we where in cooking class messing around.
Dudeee i totally used the west side spread on Tina the other night and she was wetter than a water fall
by Not,e 1020 March 24, 2018
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Chocolate tity spread

Chocolate tity spread is when a woman spreads her tits and a man proceed to poop on the tits and spreads it with his hands
My husband gave me a Chocolate tity spread last night
by Corner man 777 September 13, 2022
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Spread the word to end the word

A campaign to stop the use of the word "retard" or "retarded" they call it the r word seriously people with disabilities need to realize we're not calling them that word
Ryan This is retarded

Dave No you need to spread the word to end the word

Ryan Ok I will not use the r word again

Dave Good
by Boogereater69 January 7, 2021
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spread bob

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your local department: yes i am aware this is stupid.
other guy: Bob invasion?

me: yes

your local department: spread bob
by your local department April 6, 2022
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