Southern C.A.L Performance 

A Bunch Of Drunk Wannabe Rednecks Who Take There Technical Advice From A 15 Yearold Middle Schooler Who Fucks Up Compression Ratios Cause He Has No Math Skills. Theres Also The Owner, A Compulsive Liar Who Claims The Drummer Of 311 Bought His Car When We All Knew It Was A Drug Dealer(Sloppy Cunt). Then Theres The 2 Guys Who Work There That Are Pedofiles. Case In Point, Dont Go There.

Southern C.A.L Performance Is Causing M.A.F.I.A Performance To Stay Awake Till 4AM And Fix What They Fucked Up, Which Would Be My Body Kit.

Southern C.A.L Performance by CRXPimp57 September 23, 2003

southern fire 

A term for describing the feeling of having crabs.

Man, it's a southern fire down there!

southern fire by He's the boxman September 19, 2006

Southern King 

A the most southern man and a classy gentleman that men wish they could be and women wish they could be with. This man cannot be matched by any other and goes by the Name Pat.

Southern King

Southern King by Southern Wannabee October 3, 2011

Southern Oracle 

To titty fuck two women at the same time, preferably to completion.

Alanah and Sarah knelt in front of me, pressed their boobs together and before I knew it I was performing a Southern Oracle!

Southern Oracle by Bonesleaze June 10, 2012

Southern hospitality 

Phrase used to describe someone’s genital region

She had a pretty face and a nice body, but her southern hospitality stank!

Southern hospitality by anonymous November 13, 2020

Southern Kiss 

To give your dirty, toothless brother(s) a blow-job, Most southerners require their offspring to do this at an unappropriate age. If all your siblings are boys, good luck with those therapist/Dentist bills.

Girl- " damn I done didn't get morticah a gift fer hes berfday"

Friend- " jus gev em a southern kiss", " its wat i gav diddy last yer."

Southern Kiss by William Penn December 17, 2006

southern belle 

a dead breed as far as younger generations are concerned; much like the southern gentleman

Southern women nowadays are at least as disgusting as women from other regions; they'll claim otherwise of course

John: Dude, did you see that southern belle?

Jack: Nobody cares because southern belles don't really exist anymore. Really, southerners are a major reason american women are getting such a bad rep

southern belle by Piccolo48 May 21, 2011