Soggy Hood

when you're in a lecture sitting behind someone wearing a hood, and you jizz in their hood and wait patiently for it to start raining

I just gave Johnny the ol' soggy hood

by Harrjjudd96 October 10, 2015

soggy paddle

A sweaty ballsack sagging and sticking to your leg.

Mid June in East Texas is soggy paddle primitive.

by Adam Shakira May 5, 2014

Soggy Cookie

A game where a group of guys take turns nutting on a cookie, the first man to not be able to cum must eat the cookie.

"Hey boys, you wanna head to Tristans to play soggy cookie?"

by NoticeMeSenpaiiu October 13, 2021

Soggy Sally

The act of ones mistress's inserting their tounge inside a man's ear.

Yeah I was having a nice night in with the Mrs when she suddenly gave me a soggy Sally

by Tasha's ear biscuits November 29, 2019

Soggy Pouch

A well-used female genitalia that is sopping wet.

My mate fucked that dirty bitch who looks like a smack-head and wanders around town on Market Day. He said she had a proper Soggy Pouch and it was like poking his bell-end into mushy banana.

by Grifty May 20, 2011

Soggy Brown

A tampon left inside the vaginal canal longer than it should be that is discovered at a later date.

I can’t believe I had to play a co-pay to get my soggy brown removed

by Wisepervet May 29, 2018

Soggy Waffles

Soggy Waffles by definition is a slang racial term used by zipperheads in order to gay someone gay. Once in a million years, people named Soggy Waffles are legendary for being the most homosexual nigga in history to date. It only gets gayer from here.

bruh you look like Soggy Waffles

by You Are A Bruh Moment July 15, 2019