socket blocking

Similar to cock blocking, but used for women. Taken from a nerdy reference in programming to blocking sockets.

Tiffany was socket blocking Blanche all night, because she was jealous of the attention the guys at the bar were giving her.

by phlapjack November 29, 2011

shocker pistols

Hand mime of a handgun where the barrel of the gun includes the index, middle, and pinky fingers.

In playing cowboys and Indians, Tim pointed his shocker pistols at me.

by PLPeter December 26, 2013

Soccer Mom

Upper-middle class caucaisian north american women. They drive large gas guzzling SUVs and think that their kids are better than anything in the universe and won't make any mistake. ever.
they are the reason nobody can have fun anymore because of safety regulations and why everyone is super insecure. they are often passive agressive and have a hard time saying no or discipling their childeren this results in their children having no self esteem.

We MUST destroy all soccer moms

Sheryll is a soccer mom, look at her new Chevy Suburban and her kids Brenden and Preston.

by BoredWhiteGuy February 1, 2016

Soccer Mom Hips

Soccer Mom Hips-
Hips that are very wide but still look amazing, mostly referred to thick white girls.

Guy #1 "Damn! That white bitch has some soccer mom hips!"
Guy #2 "Oh damn, you're right man. Look at that ass too!"

by DarkRose1120 November 8, 2016

Stocker

Another word for a “post” on a football goal.

Martin Tyler: “Oh and it’s gone off the Stocker and into the net! What a beautyyyyy!

by MatTheFish April 13, 2020

Shocker Spaniel

When your girlfriend is riding you on the living room couch, and the family dog (preferably a Cocker Spaniel) joins in by licking her taint.

My girlfriend was house sitting and wanted to smash, so I went over there. She forgot to put the dog outside. Well, we started going at it, and when she was riding me on the couch the dog got between our legs and gave her the Shocker Spaniel! I tried to kick him, but she said, “Don’t be mean to him. He’s a good boy.”

by Oona Pelota April 29, 2020

Sucker Fish

A person devoid of any real talent or skill, who denigrates others in order to gain social status or improve their social position.

Person 1: This guy keeps harassing me
Person 2: Don't mind him, he's just a sucker fish

by LemonySnickets September 25, 2020