soggy paddle

A sweaty ballsack sagging and sticking to your leg.

Mid June in East Texas is soggy paddle primitive.

by Adam Shakira May 5, 2014

soggy schnitzel

When the schnitzel is so good, you ejaculate on it then eat it.

Michael has eaten schnitzels all week, but today he ate a soggy schnitzel.

by arbuznyschnitzel March 27, 2022

soggy meat

When a male ejaculates on his penis. It is then called soggy meat.

After jerking him off, Luke really likes playing with Kenny's soggy meat.

by TipToez September 7, 2016

soggy fish

A way to describe someone as a disgusting smelly person in a joking manner.

Freind A: hey Freind B

Freind B: hi Freind A you soggy fish

by Fish fries March 16, 2021

Soggy Cookie

A game where a group of guys take turns nutting on a cookie, the first man to not be able to cum must eat the cookie.

"Hey boys, you wanna head to Tristans to play soggy cookie?"

by NoticeMeSenpaiiu October 13, 2021

Soggy Brown

A tampon left inside the vaginal canal longer than it should be that is discovered at a later date.

I can’t believe I had to play a co-pay to get my soggy brown removed

by Wisepervet May 29, 2018

Soggy Sally

The act of ones mistress's inserting their tounge inside a man's ear.

Yeah I was having a nice night in with the Mrs when she suddenly gave me a soggy Sally

by Tasha's ear biscuits November 29, 2019