a whole fucking snack 

When someone is so attractive you can’t think of any other way to describe them

Yo Frankie happy birthday fam looking like a whole fucking snack

a whole fucking snack by Beckett2001 October 20, 2019

Montucky warm snack 

When a person is fingerbanging someone’s butthole resulting in a collection of warm anal secretions while simultaneously snacking on said secretions.

Hey do you want to go grab some dinner?

Oh no, I’m full my girlfriend just made me a montucky warm snack.

Montucky warm snack by OTPMWS_1 February 12, 2022

Hiawatha Snack 

THe act of taking a dump in a burger or sub wrapper and leaving it in a restaurant for the public or a restaurant employee to find.

That waiter sucked so i left him a Hiawatha Snack under the table.

Hiawatha Snack by Cam81 July 21, 2008

Pity snack 

The inferior snack a co-worker or friend offers you AFTER they eat a delicious, far superior snack right in front of your face. The snack they will choose to not share with you will usually involve large quantities of butter cream icing. You will ALWAYS be miserable and on a diet when said scenario occurs.

Debra offered me some 100 Calorie Snackwell's, but only after she ate the oh-so-yummy chocolate Ele cupcake in front of me. She must really hate me to offer me such a pity snack. :(

Pity snack by JPEm July 12, 2011

Scooby snack 

When you fart in your hand and put your hand in someone's face

I gave Jack a scooby snack when he was sleeping and he puked

Scooby snack by 69_edits@IG January 15, 2014

salty snack 

1. A love interest. 2. A hot girl. (source: Bondi Hipsters)

"You can't go round Bondi chasing salty snacks all day."
"I heard you have a new Delicious salty snack"

salty snack by HippoHipsterLicious January 23, 2015

post-bitch snack 

An easily attainable meal, often leftover, consumed ferociously by a man or woman as soon as their date either leaves or falls asleep. Most common in the early stages of dating with those who are too shy to admit they need food during the date, or others who are having so much sex that they will die if they don't replenish the carbs immediately.

Person 1: "Hey man, why are you eating like that? You have food all over your face!"

Person 2: "Chill out dude, my date just left so I'm having my post-bitch snack."

Person 1: "I completely understand how extremely hungry you must be!"

post-bitch snack by MattyMac October 31, 2009