Smoosh Flag

Rhymes with douche bag, but twice as douchey. Used in places where the use of douche bag may not be appropriate.

I'm thinking of a phrase, 2 words that rhyme with Smoosh Flag... Oh, you mean douche bag?!

by wyobilly307 May 3, 2011

smothering majora

Your significant other is snoring too hard or passes out early. You ride the face until he/she starts passing out. Once the convulsions start, then You step on their junk to revive them.

Todd snored so hard he deserved a smothering majora from his wife as retaliation for the gladiator helmet she received once.

by Roma Funky Party Crew February 17, 2018

PeePee SMOOCHER

A Homosexual male, that when in a feel good mood will smooch a penis.

Dude, Look at that Liberachi lookin Mother Fucker. I'd be willing to bet he's a PeePee SMOOCHER.

by Michael A. Mashke September 11, 2005

Smoothe Rodriguez

The act of pushing or rubbing your penis against someones ass while walking or standing in tight spaces.

When he followed through the turnstile he gave her a Smoothe Rodriguez.

by Pissrod January 30, 2010

Smoochisses

A smooch and kiss combined to create an even more romantic atmosphere.

I like Ryan so much, I just want to give him smoochisses all the time!

by Legs4days February 20, 2014

Bone Smooch

Open mouth kisses to a man's bone often followed by a chewy

Greg: Wanna have sex?
Kiki: No I'm too tired. I'll give you a bone smooch instead.

by Chewy Tonight September 16, 2010

Smootch

1. A kiss.

Typically a light-hearted or even platonic kiss -- but can refer to any type of kiss.

2. A favorite term for dirty old friend-of-the-family "uncles" or "aunts" to use when drunk at gatherings.

1. After their date Sally gave Joe a smootch on the cheek and they parted ways for the evening.

2. "Hhhey shweety, hhow 'bout a lil smootch for old Uncle Arnie, eh?"

by liveMike December 14, 2009