a jesus (said together)

a long period of time, enternally or forever

it's going to take us a jesus to get to the mall from here.

by Morgan June 29, 2004

Nada Said

A term to describe someone who says the have yachts, cars, and friends, when they really don't.

Example.

Skippy: Sorry I was feeling a little nada said this morning.

Ginger: Wow your life must suck.

Skippy: LOL jk I don't build pyramids.

by Kool Kid 69 June 3, 2010

That's what she said

The most hilarious joke ever, used frequently around the world, can be used to make absolutely ANYTHING sound sexual.

*on the beach with your parents*
Mom: AWWW LOOK AT ALL THE LITTLE CRABS!!!
Me: That's what she said.

by hugh.kap November 7, 2009

That's what Ryan Said

Appropriate substitution for 'That's What She Said, as Ryan is the 'girliest' person we know.

Jerry: Push harder, we can fit the whole thing in!

John: That's what Ryan said

Ryan: Real funny guys.

by mnamna1 February 26, 2011

Thats what she said

its what you say when someone says something not intended to be of a sexual nature but could be interpreted in a different way like a euphemism

guy: do you like pork

victim: only when my mum does it in a special way

guy: Thats what she said

by Hustler1407 May 18, 2011

and with that said

Another catch phrase that dumb people say to sound smart.

Example: Hi, "and with that said" Have a nice day!

by G~No June 27, 2016

Like I said

Phrase: commonly used in the beginning, middle, or end of a sentence. Used as a filler for "um," "and," and "dude." Commonly paired with another phrase, "Scoinaaan." Does not need to refer to anything one actually said or a statement from the past.

"Like I said, we need to see what's scoinaaan with third shift. Like I said."

by Starmeadow September 13, 2017