Slaunter

(verb) To walk in a slow, slutty manner.

William slauntered over, maintaining eye contact the whole time.

by Darth Herge July 2, 2025

Sloaner

The process of being abhorrent in all manners of life, often drinking like an alchaholic, shirking lifes responsibilities and over indulgence in food to the point of obesity. A sloaner is a man with no prospects in life, stooped in an alchaholic slump and unable to realise the folly of their position in lifr.

Did you see Daniel? He's a sloaner for sure.

by Lara667389 August 13, 2025

Slaunder

A combined activity of movement. A mix of Slithering and Meandering toward an Action or Event that a person(s) may not be entirely interested in taking part in.

The two Employees Slaundered toward the Offsite Meeting they did not want to attend.

by EP Goat September 16, 2025

Sloaner

When you get heavily erect from watching golf

Yo I got the biggest Sloaner

by Skibidi rizzler ad September 30, 2025

Scoungering

Picking the individual rice grains off of a near-barren plate of rice and eating them.

My buddy got hammered at that Chinese place and started scoungering rice off his plate.

by bloorman November 24, 2025

Doctor Sloan

Taken directly from the name of the main character of Diagnosis Murder, the act of doing a 'Doctor Sloan' involves solving, or helping to solve, a problem using information that by all accounts SHOULDN'T be useful at that point. Could also be described as a fluke of genius in unlikely circumstances.

Person A: "Fat Fuck Freddy has gone to the chinese takeaway without me and left 10 minutes ago. We'll never catch him now."

Person B: "Doesn't he usually order a number 116 without prawns?"

Person A: "Maybe. What's your point?"

Person B: "He never has more than a fiver on him, so he'll have waddled to the cashpoint first. We'll catch him there!"

Person A: "You sir, just pulled a Doctor Sloan"

by Ivor Alias May 10, 2009

Dirty Slong

A Dirty Slong is a flithy male organ, also known as the pennis. A long, dirty pennis.

That guy has a dirty slong!

by JL<>Loove August 26, 2010