Aqua Slam

The art of taking a crap in a moving river and avoiding projectiles in the process.

Dude!!! Did you just Aqua Slam the Buffalo River? Cha Bro and I avoided the projectile!

by barton084 April 8, 2011

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GRAND SLAM

That moment when you come home pissed, then end up Throwing up/pissing/shitting yourself at the same time.

Arrr mate, I ended up having a Grand Slam last night, all over my bed sheets.

by PurpleAki-thelength February 6, 2020

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Tammy slamming

When a person (male or female) soaks a tampon in booze & then puts it in their who-who.

Omg, I am so drunk right now because I amTammy slamming a bottle of absolute!

by SmartassSF May 4, 2016

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slamming a whopper

The act of pile driving an obese woman.

"When Albert said he was slamming a whopper, I didnt think he meant a 700 pound woman."

by Tuko May 11, 2018

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Shit Slammed

When you are constipated and pushing sooo hard, just to make that one little poo, that you painfully break your back

Jason calls in sick ..

After school, Chris calls Jason ..

Chris: Hey why weren't you at school today?

Jason: Bro .. Its a long story, and embarrassing

Chris: Aids?

Jason: Nope. I got shit slammed.

Chris: On the toilet?

Jason: Yes, on the toilet .. It was horrible .. But you cant tell anyone!!!

Chris: Damn, thats worse than AIDS. Don't worry bro, you can trust me. I gotta go .. My sister needs to use the phone.

Chris hangs up and calls Austin and Julian on 3-way

Chris: You guys will never believe what happened to Jason!!

Julian and Austin: What??

Chris: He got shit slammed!! Poor little fucker

Julian and Austin: HAHAHAHAHAHAH

by Jesselikesitinthebutt November 9, 2011

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