Lady Sir

While sirs are guy sirs, dames are lady sirs. It is a polite way to address a dame you want to talk to but do not know her name.

Excuse me, lady sir, your hem is looking fantastic today.

by RatLadyLordMissLadySir May 4, 2017

sir fucking funky

A little bitch who thinks they’re always right, only talks about the same shit over and over again, cannot take a joke, will not leave you alone, and is a little narcissistic bitch who uses people who care about them.

Shaq: God your girlfriend is being such a sir fucking funky

by Lindigo April 2, 2023

Sir Gregory

The term used when you are completely shit-faced and mix malibu rum with some delicious orange juice.

Did you try the Sir gregory at that party? It was f*ckin intense

by alaskachick March 18, 2011

Sir Lord Count Fabulon

The product of the reaction when the epic fabulosity found in tiny particles around the universe collide with the pure lordliness of a sexually confused adolescent boy. It is said to be described as the fusion between Elton John, Dr. Evil, and Snoop Dogg. Arch-nemesis of The Ocean Boy.

"Come with Sir Lord Count Fabulon and party like lords."

by Shadow Master D on Feb 10, 2012

"Come with Sir Lord Count Fabulon and party like lords."

by The Ocean Boy March 24, 2012

Sir Him

The Him King's right hand man, who possesses a cane with a secret sword inside.

"I am sir him."

by SoloIsHim November 24, 2024

Sir queefs a lot

When you queef so much it starts to sound like a royal trumpet

Damn bae you sound like sir queefs A lot

by Dam0ntee February 24, 2021

sir shabba ranks

just the loveliest of toe suckers, only likes two things in life, crossbows on cod and beautiful feet. you're my dad boogie woogie woogie love you step dad!

i bet you that guy loves feet like sir shabba ranks

by TheOnlyHerbert March 28, 2022