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One. Single. Orange. 

The one guy you think is attractive until you sit next to him on a plane and all he does is watch Big Bang Theory and look at pictures of single orange slices (just like the one you see on a pint of Blue Moon) on Facebook.
J: Man he is a cutie!
Sally: Yea, he is!
*Thirty minutes into the flight, look over and see him watching Big Bang Theory and looking at oranges.*
J: He is One. Single. Orange.
One. Single. Orange. by FratDaddyJ February 14, 2019

a single 

In Dublin, Ireland "A Single" means 1 bag of chips, or thick-cut french fries.
Hey Niamh, can you run down to da shop and pick us up a single. Thanks love!
a single by Tbrambo September 28, 2014

Every single Urban Dictionary submission on the voting page 

A bundle of awful insults aimed at random people who will probably never see them, lame jokes that aren't even funny, mountains of swearing and... Well, you don't want to know.
Person 1: What made you so annoyed just then?
Person 2: EVERY. SINGLE. URBAN. DICTIONARY. SUBMISSION. ON. THE. VOTING. PAGE.

Every single Urban Dictionary submission on the voting page is seriously screwed up.

shared a single bed 

Ella and I ‘shared a single bedlast night, if you know what I mean ;)
shared a single bed by aaaa18 October 8, 2018

why am i single?

No one loves you!!!!!!!
MIke: why am I single?
Joe: no one loves you mike that's why your single!!!!!!
why am i single? by U_nom_ April 21, 2018

Big Single

When you have no boo jaunt so your alone.
Effie: I need a boo to love! I’m so lonley!
Dan: Yup I get you i’m also boo less

Effie: Damn we are both big singles!
Big Single by boojoint November 12, 2018