Simpjerking

The act of simping on a girl while you jerk off to her. Truly disgusting.

Guy 1, in bathroom: "Fuck you're so pretty I would die for you"

Guy 2: "Bro are you seriously simpjerking in there?"

by c4ct1 April 24, 2020

Simple Salary Man

A person (man or woman) whose living is primarily supported on a simple salary from an employer. Someone that draws a salary, works for someone, and makes someone else rich.

This person does not have the ability, opportunity, or capital to start and maintain his/ her business so resorts to a simple salary man status.

Despite being a doctor, Fred can’t afford that Ferrari since he is a simple salary man.

Bob doesn’t stand a chance with that girl since she doesn’t like the fact he is simple salary man working as an engineer.

Jane is living a simple life in a simple salary living in a simple house and driving a simple car.

by Maffeeeeew May 13, 2020

Simperton

The state of being a simpleton and simp

stop being a simperton

by MICK-DOG May 31, 2021

simple dimple

its a dumb word , that a dumb person dumbly used in one of their dumb songs in a dumb reel in 2021- 2022. its a simple dumb pimple. i see u have one on ur big forehead

wow what a "simple dimple"
shes such a "simple dimple" pa

by Dudeusuc January 24, 2022

Simper Fi

Loyal to someone or something, but in a phony self-serving way.

Lots of celebrities and socialites act fawningly attentive to their significant others, but it often is just Simper Fi --- they don;t really care for da other person; they just wanna make him feel special so dat HE will go making THEM feel special and pampered.

by QuacksO February 5, 2023

Multis Simperious

A person who has gone on to a level higher than simping

He was multis simperious

by Cube ka will ur dj j4 v go to September 17, 2020

simplerfull

SIMPLe & powERFULL. Something that is both amazingly simple and incredibly powerfull.

Google has to be the most simplerfull search engine ever.

by Ale Muñoz May 15, 2005