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Simple Addition

The ability to add simple numbers to each other. Most people learn how to do this in grade 1 or 2 of school.
Friend: "4+1 = 4"
Me: "wtf, can you not do simple addition?"
by Chaarons May 17, 2022
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Simple

Not very intelligent; a person who has difficulty learning things ;lacking in knowledge or expertise

Similar to the word 'daft' which pertains to 'a stupid person; foolish'

Commonly spoken by British English (BrE) speakers, who have quite an extensive vocabulary to express their words.
*friend slips forward attempting to cross motorway and faces head on with a lorry, sending Him 50 metres horizontally

Bloke: oi, fuck you alright mate?
Bloke 2: are you simple? bloody help Him man!
by Danii.j_ May 20, 2022
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Simple Josh

Simple Josh is a term that is used in an instance when an employee has made it a habit of showing up late. Can be used for anyone.

EX: Simple Sarah, Simple Dave, and so on and so fourth.
"Oh, Josh showed up late again!"

"oohh Simple Josh"
by Einherjar101 October 12, 2022
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Simple person

A simple person is a person who is using the word simple as a cover for being an extremely complicated person. Such examples may include a person who calls themselves simple but may in fact be a person of notable status, fame, power or wealth.
"I am a simple person, I have no idea what you are talking about"
by Silverpaladn January 29, 2023
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Simple

by Swedish swede March 1, 2023
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simly

If you ever get the chance to meet someone named Simly you’ll know how extremely charismatic they are and funny. You’ll also find out they love public speaking and winning everything they compete in. There also kind, talkative, and fun
“Hey do you know whose competing?”
“Yeah Simly”

Oh no

“I miss simly”
“I would too”
by Hinosa March 18, 2023
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Simple

A word that I coined. Refers to anyone who says shit that makes your retard alarm go off.
"David, did you know that water is melted ice?"

"Jesus Christ Joey you're so fucking simple"
by PickledCactus May 8, 2023
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