Shlonk it silly style

To Shlonk it silly style is to give someone the most diabolically, mind boggling, jaw dropping, mind melting, back arching head. Similar to “slapping someone silly” but in a much more sexual manner. It you’re to shlonk it silly style/ be shlonked silly you will come out a whole new person

Person A- “dude, last night was crazy”
Person B- “why, what happened?”

Person A- “my partner said they’d *shlonk it silly style* and holy shit dude! Shit was the greatest experience of my life man”
Person B- “real”

by strainjacketcutiepatootie May 5, 2024

Shlongdingaling

Cock

Woah dude, your Shlongdingaling is huge!

by Mightyminer May 14, 2024

sHlong

A mans third leg

Keep playing with me I'ma hit you with sHlong.

by Prøblemz6k May 21, 2024

Shlonkmaxxing

Shlonkmaxxing is an ancient Agarthan technique where one jelqs and sounds themselves, in an effort to increase their penis size

Brad: "Hey, you haven't left your house in weeks, you should come hang with us."

Ethan: "Shut up Brad! I'm literally shlonkmaxxing right now!"

by Neignt March 6, 2026

Shmone

A term used to describe and stereotype African-Americans

Did you see the weave on that shmone?

by Mediachaaaaat September 7, 2024

Shlont

Shlont is a mix between Shlint and Kront, an evil mix. It means a black jew who likes to have shitted down underwear on.

"Indy is a fucking Shlont dude"- Edmont
"what the fuck bro ew I hate that little kront krint"- Danindy

by EdmontBrainfrotKing November 21, 2024

Shlonk

The sound a knife makes when you pull it out of meat. The initial sound the blade makes upon entry, naturally, is "shlink". The correct usage of both words together should always be in caps and screamed feverishly. SHLINKSHLONK

Person 1: How fast can you say shlinkslonk consecutively?
Person 2: SHLINKSHLONKSHLINKSHLONKSHLINKSHLONKSHLINKSHLONK

by NomadEQ February 2, 2025