fake shark real zombie!

a dance-punk band from vancouver b.c
who decided to try music after being rejected
as models for hot topic.

fake shark real zombie! 's biggest influence is brian boitano.
they have the unitards to prove it.

by TVDA March 18, 2009

poop shards

1. When you take an unusually sharp shit. So sharp that it comes out wearing a tux, a top hat and a monocle.

2. Mr. hanky all dolled up.

1. Before my fundraiser last night, I dropped a few poop shards and decided last minute to allow the fanciest one to accompany me as my date. We turned heads.

by Mackerel shit storm February 9, 2014

Jump the shark

Hung around too long. Kept something going when it had obviously run its course or became useless.

Keeping "Two & a Half Men" running with Ashton replacing Charlie Sheen. Further enhanced by reducing the roles of the really talented cast members like "Berta"; "Mom" & "Rose", "Jump the shark"d

by bk66 December 18, 2012

Shards

Slang for Crystal Meth

Those are some good ass shards!

by Justin Henderson July 29, 2003

shanks

This is what amazing people say rather than saying "thanks."

Marko: Your a genious, bffl!
Me: Shanks!

by Bffl8 December 12, 2009

Bear Shark

A combination of the two mightiest creatures in the animal kingdom, creating a super animal that rivals the power of the United States Military.

Don't fuck with the Bear Shark!

by Oddtimes November 2, 2008

Sharkeisha

When your friend does something you know will have a bad outcome.

Friend: "I want butt implants."
You: "Sharkeisha NOOOOOOOOOOO."

by jjown May 2, 2014