trash scratch

When you catch an STD from dirty trailer trash

Dude, I think destiny gave me the trash scratch!

by Topandtail April 4, 2016

double dipped and scratched

1>to describe an embarassment beyond the realm of embarassment. yet humorous enough for all to laugh.
2>To describe a joke that countered another joke

jackie says: Damn that dude always Tryin to be hard; julie says: Yea he has to be hard in some place, otherwise he just gonna be plain soft jessie says: Hes been double dipped and scratched, all laughed.

by LostMinD January 26, 2009

scratch

a programming language for teachers who want their students to have no success in life and learn to drag some blocks to other blocks

hey did u do ur scratch hw the teacher gave us?
lmao no im not a loser

by scratchsucks November 29, 2020

Bird scratch

When you've had too much fiber and it feels as though you're pooping out a birds nest. It leaves you with an itchy butthole.

Hey, Charlie! After I eat all that Raisin Bran, I got some mad bird scratch.

by CBCAKM September 3, 2017

just a small scratch

Broken bones , destroyed body , nothing is all right , death is 2mm from your face.

Anime girl : Are you okay?
Main Character : *near death* It's just a small scratch...

by Please send help, it's so cold December 31, 2017

driver side ankle scratch

the act of oral sex while the receiver is driving, AKA "road head", also a convenient excuse for authorities who may catch said parties in the act.

Dude, the other night my girlfriend gave me a driver side ankle scratch...I almost ran off the road.

by cablife November 2, 2011

dead scratch

Start again, rise from the bottom, back on track after serious problems.

If anyone can start over from dead scratch, it's you.

by Lazy Seal May 13, 2018