scratch your record

when a female masturbates, or a man masturbates a female. the motion of the two fingers resembles the dj scratching a record.

Me: Last night my girl and I got really worked up at the movies.
Friend: Oh yeah bro? did she hook you up in the theatre?

Me: Yeah bro, she was jerking me and I told her I was going to "scratch your record", right there in the back row, she was down with it so I un buttoned her jeans and started playing.

Friend: that's awesome bro.

Me: yeah. I love pretending im a DJ.

by fredmacdonald September 9, 2014

Nora Head Scratch

Action of someone scratching there head in confusion.

She did the Nora Head Scratch

by Persophine May 8, 2022

Alaskan scratch and sniff

You scratch someone’s asshole and make forcefully sniff your hand.

Yesterday I gave Seb an alaskan scratch and sniff it was hot

by BigBoyBob07 April 1, 2022

trash scratch

When you catch an STD from dirty trailer trash

Dude, I think destiny gave me the trash scratch!

by Topandtail April 4, 2016

Scratch

An online platform where you can make animations, watch them, make games, play them, and make groups, where people send you their games and you accept or reject them.

A: hey bro you played scratch before?

B: what?
A: just type in scratch in google.

by I need help 2023 January 13, 2023

Ballz Scratch Day

Every year on the third of january u have to scratch ur friends ballz

Ballz Scratch Day means u need to go to ur taller friend and scratch his ballz when he is expecting the least

by YouCrying March 7, 2023

scratch the vinyl

When a guy tries to stick it in a girls ass, but she springs out of the bed and turns and gives him the stink eye. Scratching the vinyl is the sound that goes through the guys head, as when a record stops abruptly.

Everything was going great with Yolanda until i had to go scratch the vinyl. Now, I have no chance at hitting that again.

by timingway August 11, 2014