Scatterpilla

it is what you become after a big night out on the booze. Whilst a scatterpilla you movements are very slow and often simple takes such as speaking and walking become complex and difficult

"I'm a scatterpilla today, hence why i am doing this "

by oly boy October 10, 2008

scattered sun

To use hard drugs.

"It's time to live in the scattered sun."

by coldjunkie December 25, 2009

Seattle Slush Puppie

The act of having sex in a freezer while your partner holds an ice cube hostage in their arse. At climax the ice cube is released, ejaculated up on and crushed in to a refreshing beverage.

Sam was having sex with his wife in the freezer while she held an icecube hostage in her arse. after, he spunked on the icecube and put it in a blender for her to drink. This became the Seattle Slush Puppie

by The Smiling Sam November 2, 2013

Seattle Basic Bitch

A Seattle basic bitch is not to different than a regular basic bitch. This basic bitch originated from Seattle or surrounding areas. As a basic bitch is generally a female, there are some males who have caught the basic bitch syndrome. She/He takes pictures of everything and posts them on a variety of social media sites; Facebook, Instagram, snapchat. They often take adventures to magical places like a Seahawks game, Starbucks, chipotle or some other type of 'basic hippie' location. She/he documents the outing with a selfie to make sure the world knows. Selfies include; pictures in their Seahawks swag, pictures with their Starbucks drink, pictures at a festival or rave, or a combination of the sort of 'basic' activities one might do in Seattle.

Did you see Sara's Instagram? She posted another selfie in her Seahawks gear with another white chocolate mocha from Starbucks with the hashtag #fuckthe49ers. What a Seattle basic bitch.

by Seattlelover January 7, 2015

Seattle Basic Bitch

Is the typical angry female seen staring at her phone or just plain looking angry.If you make eye contact with this beast she will start pointing at you and screaming misagynist, oppressor,or any other litany of feminist anti-male buzzwards.

Man did you hear that Seattle Basic Bitch going off on that guy for asking her if she wanted a drink at the bar last night.

by SingleSeattle November 2, 2015

Seattle Swashbuckler

When a male tightens a belt as much as possible around a girl's neck, making it impossible to swallow. He then pours a scolding hot pumpkin spice latte down her throat, burning it. After which he ejaculates into her mouth and loosens the belt so she swallows a nice mixture of saliva, semen, and pumpkin spice latte.

Guy 1: "Hey man I totally gave this girl the HOTTEST Seattle swashbuckler last night, no pun intended"
Guy 2: "Damn man! That's instant street cred!"

by Aryan Leader November 6, 2015

Scattergay

What one's friend may call them when being hilariously out of controlably stupid

Gay and unorganized

A lost gay person.... as a friendly dis between comrads.

Lostconfused stupidly funny dork Fucktard friend with out a brain

Wow, you're fuckin scattergay!

by IIshortT April 27, 2019