Sam

Sam is a boy who looks like any normal boy, only he's truly a rare kind of human. He is the illusive Retardious Ninkapoopous

He is such a Sam.

by Denim Jeanes September 5, 2018

Sam

Sam’s tend to be stupid little squares as well as the most toxic of individuals. Sam’s are self centered and view relationships as tools to obtain their own wants and needs. You never want to interact with a Sam.

I hate him so much, he acts like a complete Sam!

by Consumerofentireplanets September 29, 2019

Sam

A small guy that has an annoying squeaky voice, wanks to his mum and sucks off dogs

Why is Sam ducking off a dog

by Big D*** June 2, 2015

Sam

Somone who generally can’t spell nuke

Wow Sam is a retard

by Backstage November 25, 2017

Sam

Person who talks continously about their penis's engirged size despite the fact it is tiny. Believes everything on reddit to be gospel.

You are such a Sam.

by Kelseyb123 April 10, 2013

Sam

A man with a Small penis

Man my friend has such a Sam

by This_i_S_a_NAME April 26, 2016

Sam

A Hypocritical homophobe !!!

TWO Gays walk past holding hands ewwwwwwww thats gross .. later sam sees to Lezbians kissing mmm thats hot!!

by A true penis lover February 12, 2010