swamp asshat

An insult that combines the definitions of "swamp ass" and "ass hat". Swamp ass meaning "when your ass is so sweaty you feel as if it is literally in a swamp" and Asshat meaning "when your head is so far up your ass, your ass becomes a hat for your head."

Swamp Asshat:

"You are being the swampiest of asshats right now, you dingus. Get your life together."

by Angstyaf October 22, 2018

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Swamp Donkey

A large northern pike lurking in the depths of Canadian fishing waters

I caught a huge swamp donkey trolling in Schmidt Lake.

by Jonny Norther May 27, 2019

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Swamp boobies

WHen you are drinking and beer, wine, liquor spills down your chin into your bra!

swamp boobies !

My wife was drinking wine and got swamp boobies!

by Awesomesauce1975 June 1, 2019

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Swamp donkey

Canadian slang for the majestic moose

Look at the rack on that swamp donkey!!!

by Carsnharleys April 2, 2019

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swamp hoggy

A fat boo boo in the toilet. Particularly a rather green turd that spray paints the toilet bowl filled with a vast assortment of precarious chunks and giblets.

Damn you... really fucked that toilet up. Quite the massive swamp hoggy if I dont say so myself.

by Kyoda April 21, 2019

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