squirrel day

A day when you start one thing, then get distracted by something else - repeatedly. Much like a squirrel that is busy hiding nuts then getting distracted and forgetting where it buried them.
I'm having a real squirrel day!
by viennabeo April 08, 2015
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squirrel skinner

Someone who is so uptight, if you shoved a squirrel up their ass it would have no pelt upon pulling it out.
That guy is such a squirrel skinner.
by Fat_n_forty January 18, 2015
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url squirrel

Someone who hordes urls in hopes of selling them later for vast fortunes.
With over 500 registered domain names, Frank is a real url squirrel.
by creative commander January 31, 2011
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Squirrel Puffin

Squirrel Puffin is when a girl Farts into a guys mouth and his cheeks puff up like a squirrel.
The other day i was chillin wish my boyfriend and he fell asleep so i Squirrel Puffined him to wake em up.
by IIT41II November 05, 2021
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Squirrel Juice

When you hit an energy drink / shot or multiple energy drinks / shots and you start feeling like you’re floating and crazy hyper. Or you feel crazy horny.
Yo Bro, I heist of hit some squirrel juice before we left cause I’m about to climb all over everything and those girls over there.
by Kangaroodick September 09, 2021
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Squirrel Beef

A bullshit imitation or substitute of any legitimate product or substance.
by Squirrel Beef November 21, 2017
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Squirrel Injection

A term used to describe next generation hacking in which a given system's source-code is unraveled line by line. This exposes vulnerabilities at different layers that can then be used to navigate through the system undetected and collect information, sometimes called "nuts".
Using squirrel injection HACKER combed through the FBI database and stole government secrets.
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