shortshift

1. In a car with manual transmission, shifting gears before the recommended shift time.

2. In golf, to cut short the backswing in half, sometimes trading precision for a faster swing. It does not necessarily affect the distance the ball travels.

1. You see Gary over there? He says he's good with cars, but you can tell every time he shortshifts in his Skyline.

2. Think Tom is a nice guy? Every Sunday, he goes to the course and shortshifts his way to the group in front of him just to be a douche.

by DustFM June 29, 2009

Sorostitot

So•rost•i•tot

Meaning changes dramatically depending on the circumstance.

1) Freshman Ho's in a sorority, or those in a sorority whom exhibit one more freshman like qualities (Sluttiness, dumb, inexperienced, annoying, etc.) that are exceptionally see above.

2) Can also been seen in a positive light, meaning hot, easy, cheap (2 beers and they think your Brad Pitt), Slutty Dresser, and lacks morals.

See Sorostitute.

1)Mitch: Yo Graham, Stay away from all those sorostitots over there.
Graham: A'ight.

2) Mitch: Yo Graham, check out that fine sorostitot.
Graham: A'ight.

by Mitch June 10, 2006

Shortstop

In collaboration with the 3rd, 2nd, and 1st base, and Homerun terms for interaction with a partner. Shortstop is the area inbetween right before 2nd base, that includes (but is not limited to):

-Intense making out (including tounge)
-Hands on the ass, or up the others shirt, but not touching any thing (on purpose)
-hands running through hair
-rolling around on the floor
-making a scene in public

It is best NOT to do this public, unless its lonely there.

"Ya dude, she says that only her moms gonna be home, so we gotta stay on shortstop."

by Jar-Man September 28, 2008

running shorts

adj: a phrase used to describe somone who is flamboyantly homosexual.

"Jeff began his life as a drag queen under the name 'Anastasia'"
"That guy is SO running shorts"
or
"That guy totally wears running shorts"

by SeveredHeadGirl December 11, 2005

Softshell Crab Sandwich

(Also known as Pocquoson Delight)When a chick has a yeast infection that is so bad, that her pubes are crusted up and resemble a fried softshell crab. In order to get to the honey hole, you have to slap two pieces of bread on that thang and eat through the crust like a softshell crab sandwich. The fresh discharge serves as a tartar sauce substitute.

Paddy, upon finding the entrance blocked, reached into his pocket, pulled out two slices of bread, and made himself a "Softshell Crab Sandwich". Two minutes later he was in.

by Donkey June 16, 2004

Shortstop

The optional step between second and third base involving serious videochatting.

Chet: Dude, I heard you got to shortstop with Veronica.
Bret: Yeah we videochatted allllllll night.

by ScrubClub5 August 11, 2010

sticky shorts

1) When you cum in your boxer shorts, leaving them sticky. Usually caused by either having a wet dream or by jacking off.

2) Shorts worn by a females that are so tight they hug the girls bum cleavage, so it can be clearly seen. Sometimes also associated with cameltoes. So named as they appear to stick to the bum.

1) I dreamt about my girlfriend naked last night, but when I woke up, I found I had sticky shorts

2) Did you see that ass - she was totally wearing sticky shorts

by Cum and Get It August 5, 2010