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brain smack

An act of cupping ones hand over their own butthole, and farting into the hand, to later trap the gassiest stench while simultaneously whipping your hand out with great efficiency and speed to carefully keep the horrendous stench in your hand, then placing the hand under a poor unsuspecting target’s nostril. The stench will instantly travel up the nostrils and the sensation will smack the brain. Hence the term brain smacker
He brain smacked me.
He grabbed his fart and brain smacked me.
Brain smack means to catch your fart in your pants then throw it in someone’s face
by Faggatron2698 November 8, 2017
mugGet the brain smackmug.

Smack Generator

A place where unwanted or stolen items can be exchanged for cash with which to buy Smack (heroin)
Here pal, let's get down to smack generator. I've got cracking swag from that last burglary I did. Maybe get enough for a £10 bag of smack.
by Dan the man 666 May 5, 2019
mugGet the Smack Generatormug.

pooter smack

a smack on the vagina...... used for girls..... best to give a pooter smack when some one isnt expecting it
i just gave you a pooter smack!!!!
by redlinekart January 2, 2010
mugGet the pooter smackmug.

smack-thought

(n.)A phrase or a verbal insult to use against someone or something but never actually said to the person in context, occasionally used in anecdotes.
Guy1:So he told me to go to the office and i was like, no how about you go screw your mother you jackass.
Guy2:Wow, did you really say that?
Guy1:No it was just a smack-thought, but could you imagine?
Guy2.Lol
by Iamnottom Robinson January 12, 2009
mugGet the smack-thoughtmug.

eat smacks

fall on face, trip, fall, eat shit, faceplant
"You better practice walking in those heels or you're gonna eat smacks"
by Shingleberry January 1, 2012
mugGet the eat smacksmug.

Wack Smack

To smack someone in the face with an ejaculated dick
Yoo i Wack Smacked that bitch i fucked yesterday
by BigGloWop April 5, 2016
mugGet the Wack Smackmug.

triple smack

When someone is preaching some bs back to back to back. Smack smack smack
When the tool you went to college with hates Biden, loves the patriarchy, is anti vax and you wish you could triple smack them, a smack for each offense.
by Kairo2020 July 9, 2022
mugGet the triple smackmug.

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