the big simp

no not S.I.M.P simp which means the biggest daddy on the universe and is sexy af

damn that guy is a the big simp

by the biggest simp June 7, 2018

Simp City

Where all homies that have fallin as being simps go.

Yo congrats dude! You're headed to Simp City like the rest of us.

by Pizza Time!!! January 15, 2020

Lisa Simpson

Person that is very morally aware and politically correct, especially that which is among people whos morals are distinctly lacking.

"Lets go throw my mum's jewellery at cars while wearing no pants and playing Fuck The Police on my stolen stereo."
"No thats morally wrong."
"I hate you Lisa."

by JesusWritesPunkSongs June 11, 2006

Simp

Noun.
A person who has been rejected but has chosen to be content with the current relationship instead of letting go/moving on and chooses to stay in a friendship role while openly wanting more.

(Not to be confused with someone who has yet to confess their feelings or someone who is currently in the friendzone.)

Verb.
An admirable attempt to find peace in the face of unrequited love by choosing to be happy with the relationship that you have instead of staying in the friendzone and sulking about wanting more.

Ex. 1
Guy 1: I heard he was rejected by way of friendzone.
Guy 2: Nah, he's done being in the friendzone; decided to be a simp instead.
Guy 1: Simpin ain't easy...

Ex. 2
Girl 1: Look at how much I simp for her...
Girl 2: How can you be a simp? They don't even know you like them like that!
Girl 1: *Shhhhhh*

by Giyuo March 13, 2020

ashlee simpson

The epitome of dumb, shallow, and contrived MTV crap.
-Caught lip-synching on SNL
-Got a record deal purely because of her sister
-Has no talent whatsoever. All the synthesizers in the world can't make her screechy, godawful voice sound good.
-Dyed her hair black to try to distinguish herself from her sister, not even remotely attractive to begin with
-Dreadful MTV reality show
-Has some sort of contrived emo/punk thing going on in the background of her videos, about as hardcore or punk as Avril Lavigne
-Songs are written for her, probably with the help of focus groups, complete with bubble gum teen angst lyrics

The sad part is that there are people who actually CAN sing and write good lyrics who will never have the kind of opportunity that has been wasted on her worthless, talentless ass.

by cmdrmonkey February 20, 2005

Simp or pimp

Similar to smash or pass where but instead of judging the sexiness of someone it's opinioning the amount of respect you'd give to that person where "Simp" stands for I'll treat that person like a queen/king (cuz yeah any act of kindness towards the opposite sex especially for females it's considered Simping nowadays) and " Pimp" stands for I have no respect for that person in fact I'll even pimp her/him if I could.

1: What about Tatiana, simp or pimp?
2: Totally simp for her, I know what kind of person she is and she deserves the best .

by milked.cookie December 1, 2020

Simp the chimp

An enormous white tub of lard gay headass nigga. He steals food from anyone around.

Guy 1: Yo! Did you see that simp the chimp sift that homeless niggas lard!
Guy 2: This nigga so fat though
Guy 1: HE JUST STOLE CAKE FROM A WAR VETERANS 100th BIRTHDAY!
Guy 2: Oof

by Enormous stickle pickle December 17, 2018