shoot the squirrel

to look up the dress of a female in order to see her genetalia

Cindy Lou was wearing a mini-skirt, so I was able to shoot the squirrel

by badge531 December 17, 2008

Thrombosis of the poop shoot

This term is from the late 50s and is used to describe an unidentifiable ass problem.

Why’s Joe so grumpy today?
Ah, don’t pay any attention to him; he has thrombosis of the poop shoot.

Where’s Joe?
He’s in the can again. I think he’s got thrombosis of the poop shoot.
Must be from the refried beans he had last night.

Where’s Joe?
He’s gone to the doctors. His girlfriend gave it to him up the ass with her strap-on and now he thinks he’s got thrombosis of the poop shoot.

by RobbieJor March 23, 2005

Shoot a Double

A wrestling move defined by "shooting" in on someone while they're standing up, grabbing their legs, and taking them down to the mat/ground/concrete with extreme prejudice.

Art will Shoot a Double. Art just shot a mad fucking power double on that kid then dropped him on his neck. I'm so pissed right now I could shoot a double on anything that moves.

by Alex Stortz January 13, 2009

shootin terrible

1. In a bad way, in a bad situation, or in the act of making an illogical choice. Not doing well, at all. Having bad luck.

1. I went to visit my cousins in the country this weekend. They both have to sleep in the same bed, walk to school, and eat beans and cornbread for dinner; they shootin terrible!!

by bigfox May 23, 2007

shootcakes

means to say a less intense form of "shit"...also a politer way when around adults who may not want u to cuss

man 1-did u just see that fine girl walk by?
man 2-Shootcakes! where?

or

mother-son did you do ur hw
son-shootcakes...naw ill do it now

by dace12 June 26, 2008

shoot nuts

An exclamation used when an unexpected event occurs which causes either shock, anger, or awe.

oh, shoot nuts that was close.

by nom nom nom nom April 2, 2009

shooting laces

Thick, heavy and long male ejaculate that explodes out in a manner that resembles long shoe laces after sexual intercourse or masturbation.

Guy 1: Let's hit the casino fellas, where is Troy at?
Guy 2: He's in the bathroom shooting laces.

Guy 1: Is Johnny gonna make the tee time?
Guy 2: No, he said he was up all night shooting laces.

by Texas2Fists June 12, 2014