Rowan

The stupidest person ever. Always gets in the way and is a control freak. An asshole who uses blame words that can hurt your feelings.

Hey have you seen that dude rowan?
He’s the stupidest person in the 7th grade!

by Not Jettson March 5, 2020

Rohan

Rohan is the fastest kid in every cross country meet. He has 2 friends, one being white and the other being Asian. Rohan has a 7:30 minute mile time as his fastest but continues to get faster every day. Rohan sometimes smells like a fart but that is only because a girl named Paulina breathed next to him. Rohan has a girlfriend named Ruth Pinchot and has an ex girlfriend named Angelina the ballerina mouse.

How’s Ruth doing, Rohan?

by Roblox lover69 December 3, 2018

Rohan

Sucking cock hard.

Dude, don't rohan him. Be gentle

by jtjtjtjtjtjt December 19, 2018

Rochan

Talented creative talented scary and may also be crybaby might attract both genders

Rochan is so talented.

by Melymel03 February 13, 2019

Kelly Rowland

Kelly Rowland was flat af before breast implants. Instead of telling people how flat they are, tell them that they are a Kelly Rowland.

Keaton: Bro, I finally got her shirt off, and she looked like such a Kelly Rowland.

Daryl: I told you they were like mosquito bites on her chest.

by 420 praise it November 20, 2016

Rohan

A sad incel that no women like because he has a vulgar sense of humor and seems to be unable to talk to them

Guy:who's that
Other Guy:oh that's Rohan he's a price of shit

by Bruh tastiv toast October 9, 2019

Rohan

Fat fucking indian who overdosed on opioids. He also shits alot

Rohan is a faggot

by Fuck i did too much ketamine June 20, 2020