retard smash

A move commonly used by retards directly after witnessing their non retarded siblings play Super Smash Bros. This move is generally used in combination with retard rage and retard strength. Pretty much it when the tard in question starts smashing shit for no reason other than pure retard enjoyment.

Hey Billy what the hell is your retarded brother doing with the kitchen table over his head? Oh, he's just doing some retard smashing. Retard smashing? Yeah he's all retard raging and picking up heavy shit and smashing it... Don't worry he won't hurt you!

by Project Kdizzle February 14, 2014

retard chamber

Your mom's uterus

Retard Chamber is an

accessory which is used with variable pressure wet

sprinkler systems where water motor alarms and / or give birth to you

by ((())) April 18, 2017

retardass

A being who is mentally retarded who's about to get his ass handed to him

That RETARDASS better cash me ousside how bow dat

by MentallyRelatable August 14, 2017

Retard thunder

When you go full retard during sexual intercourse

Sara: “How was sleeping with Jacob last night “
Jessica: “Amazing! He went retard thunder on me! It felt amazing!”

by Jesus Chris December 5, 2017

Retard thunder

When someone goes full retard during sexual intercourse

Sara: “How was sleeping with Jacob last night”
Jessica: “He was awesome especially when he released his almighty retard thunder!”

by Jesus Chris December 5, 2017

retardacia

a whole new level of retardation not consistent with common thought thinking, often asking the same dumb ass questions over and over again.

Johnny came over and said he didn't think he was arrested for any reason and he wanted to go home now, and proceeded to give logic as to why he needs to leave right now and he will repeat this to anyone in earshot over and over again, thus he is in a mental state of retardacia.

by fivexfive March 2, 2018

Retard

You

You are retarded

by Couch Potito November 23, 2018