To kindly sprinkle a crushed up pill of Ecstasy into the drink of an unwilling, reluctant, fearful friend. The lucky friend will sip away and eventually begin to roll. Yee-haw!
Ashley: C'mon, Jeremy! Just roll with us, man! Take X just once and I promise it will be THE best night of your life...
Jeremy: Ummm...I'm too scared. I'll think about it.
Ashley: That's fine. I'll just Roof-E yo ass!
Jeremy: Ohhh. Like a "Roofie? ROOF-EEE!" Hahaha.
Ashley: Exactly :)
Jeremy: Ummm...I'm too scared. I'll think about it.
Ashley: That's fine. I'll just Roof-E yo ass!
Jeremy: Ohhh. Like a "Roofie? ROOF-EEE!" Hahaha.
Ashley: Exactly :)
by UmJustLikeACircus June 15, 2009
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by specialK. October 29, 2008
Get the roofalious mug.A situation in which two females who, for whatever reason, end up sharing a single cocktail for most of the evening (More than likely to save money since most bitches are worthless).
In this instance, a desperate male carefully places rohypnol or another date rape drug in the shared drink while either female is distracted by some sort of shiny object. The consequent result being the unmistakable & urgent need for both females to suddenly enjoy "sleepy time."
This opportunity is often exploited by said pathetic male in order to indulge in sexual activity with not only one, but two unsuspecting female subjects at once, which would otherwise be impossible for such a man, who is so regularly deemed a socially unacceptable mate & typically doomed to rely on internet porn for female companionship.
In this instance, a desperate male carefully places rohypnol or another date rape drug in the shared drink while either female is distracted by some sort of shiny object. The consequent result being the unmistakable & urgent need for both females to suddenly enjoy "sleepy time."
This opportunity is often exploited by said pathetic male in order to indulge in sexual activity with not only one, but two unsuspecting female subjects at once, which would otherwise be impossible for such a man, who is so regularly deemed a socially unacceptable mate & typically doomed to rely on internet porn for female companionship.
Damn, bro! I can't believe you came here with only $2 & still managed to pull off a Roofer Twofer without gettin caught... You're such a SlagMagnet!!!
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Steve: I know, riding on the roof is so stimulating I can't control it.
Mike: I like it that way too.
Steve: I know, riding on the roof is so stimulating I can't control it.
Mike: I like it that way too.
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Get the Riding on the roof mug.An expression arising in the condition one finds himself or herself in when competition becomes too serious, originating from business slang.
An expression antonymous with raise the roof
An expression antonymous with raise the roof
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