cock queef

A penile fart caused by excess air build up in the urethra.

I experienced a cock queef after sticking my penis in the jacuzzi jet.

My partner farted from their dick, I think it was a cock queef!

by iqueefedinqueechee February 2, 2020

Queens Queef

When your playing chess with a girl and she shoves the queen in her vagina and queefs it out at Mach 12 into her opponents head , ending the game and declaring her the victor

"damn she hit him with the queens queef"

by Peter Pensylvania November 22, 2021

Cali-Queef

When one queefs in their partner's mouth and their partner burps it back into their mouth. Also known as a regurgitated queef.

Last night, I asked my lover to queef in my mouth and afterwards went I went to kiss her, I Cali-queefed her instead.

by Girlspewpewtoo March 4, 2022

birthday queef

When a girl shoves confetti in her vagina then queefs and lets out a parade shooting confetti everywhere.

I sent Kyle a snapchat of my birthday queef last night.

by Mr.Noose October 26, 2013

Queef Glitter

The substance that comes out of a fabulous woman when she pushes air out of her vagina usually in the form of glitter and sparkles.

Ellis got very excited whilst going out to buy Pringles and so when she got to the shop, her Queef Glitter got all over the floor.

by nimajneb69 May 20, 2015

crimson queef

(Verb) An expulsion of air from the vagina during a woman's menstrual period. Often resulting in a spray of menstrual blood similar to a spritz from a perfume bottle.
(Noun) When a menstruating woman straddles another person's face and expels air from their vagina, spraying blood over the person's eyes to create a super hero style mask.

Hey baby, give me a crimson queef and i'll be your hero!

by HateChild6 June 26, 2017

Gossip Queefing

An Expulsion of wind from .... your mouth when you blab about other beings when it has nothing to do with you and/or is none of your business.

A Gossip Queefer (n.) may engage in this activity with other beings, random beings, beings they don't know, and their "real" or "fake" briends (being-friends) - which I will soon add to Urban dictionary.

Girl being: "She was like..and he was like.. and this other girl did this..she's like such a..."

Boy Being: "You're Gossip Queefing all over the place and I, as a non-judgemental being, do not approve of your Gossip Queefing ways."

by SnozberryCum July 5, 2012