Fetus Punting

The new rave going on in England. Like Football, Fetus punting ais a sport that was created in the odl country a long tiem ago, when a new born fetus was plopped fresh from the woemns womb. once it is discovered out of the womb, a bell is rung throughout the town, gathering all the sportsman to get onto a 100 Yard Feild. Thus, like football, they take the fetus in their hands and hold it out in fornt of them, they then punt the fetus as far as they can until it is in the field goal area. Known i nthe Old country as, Clorpenshopin.

Earl- " Clorpenshopin, clorpenshopin! the fetus has arrived, gather the players"
Bob- "YES! Its officially fetus punting season, i must now go get my cleats!"
Ashley-" Blue 42, blue 42, hut hut PUNT!"

by OnWingsOfLead March 24, 2007

putinstat

A magical statistic of the one and only Vladamir Putin.

You hear about that new putinstat.

by Specialguy3151 July 23, 2017

Putiny

The way that people feel when they watch serial killer documentaries or listen to serial killer podcasts

Wow! This documentary makes me feel putiny.

by Oscar’s wife January 30, 2020

Putindemic

A world were everyone is affected by the growing idioticness of Putin

The Putindemic is taking over THE WORLD
HEL- PPPPPPP MEEEEEEE
*dies of cringe and putindemic fused together*

by Error Cracker May 22, 2022

puinting

The sport of punting pussies; A puinter's profession.

Come, john... your girlfriend is a ho, but there is nothing i can do about that... join me at the glut for some good ol' fashioned puinting.

by Danny Barq April 15, 2005

Pubing

A popular sport, somewhat similar to planking, where one removes a singular or multiple pubic hairs from one's body to place it on a public object or friend.

I pubed jake so hard with a gooch hair!
Instead of ding dong ditching lets go pubing tonight!
Why is there hair in my sandwich..? I got pubed again!

by djpetewins October 16, 2011

Putain mais c'est NUL

Putain mais c'est NUL: Phrase French origin people say. It loosely translates to "Fuck, that's worthless" / "Thats fuckin' stupid."

Examining the latest results of the code: "Putain mais c'est NUL"

by Dr_ April 27, 2017