j pussy z

A Blue Whale's Vagina is so big and deep that 5-6 Men can easily lay down in it, making it the World's next biggest pussy after JZ

Guy: You wanna play chess?
Other guy: No
Guy: You are such a j pussy z

by Breaking Stank May 2, 2021

Printer Pussy

A mother who pops out out multiple children who look exactly the same

Kris Jenner has a printer pussy the way she popped them damn kids out.

by Timmy Pitstank October 8, 2021

Check Pussy Light

Means Her Check Pussy Light Started Flashing 23 Dicks ago. And needs to go to the shop “AKA” (Doctor). And get that shit fixed. Just like a Check Engine light on a car would do. Because that Shit smells like Sushi bar dumpster that has been baking in the Arizona Sun for the last week.

Jenny K. Was telling me the other day that Ashley’s smells like her Check Pussy Light has been on 17 dicks ago when she sat next to her at the Bar.

by DrFuck April 13, 2023

high as bird pussy

When someone is so stoned on weed that they are worthless for anything more complicated than processing oxygen.

Juan was high as bird pussy last night and forgot to not inhale.

by Plumbcrazydeano March 12, 2015

rip that pussy AYYYEE

what every teenage person who as tiktok says 20286382 times a day.

"i'm getting ripped tonight, RIP THAT PUSSY AYYYEE"

by Ava EM May 9, 2021

pussy crusher

Synonym for an active dick, penis, cock.

At the urinals:
Gabe: you call that thing a weiner?
Chris: no, I call it a pussy crusher.

Later in the day.
Kat: my boyfriend Gabe has one huge pussy crusher.

by DirtyNagsStain November 28, 2013

Pussy be Yankin'

A vagina whose intercoursal abilities succeed those of standard tightness and wetness. When penetrating said pussy, a vaccuum is created directly past the labia, causing a pulling, or "yanking" feeling upon exit.

huh pussy be yankin'

by Haeske April 24, 2011