Phoont

1. The sound of a well executed fart
2. a fart that gets buried in a couch or chair

dude, i plopped down on the couch and that phoont jumped up and strangled me!!!

by tc2112 December 12, 2008

poon muffin

poon muffin cameltoe

Those pants were too tight,you can see her poon muffin.

by pdub253 December 24, 2008

poonangle

The space created by a female's crotch when viewed from the front or back side, while nude or in panties. The angle is created from the thigh, through the crotch, and back down the other thigh. If the woman is larger, there will be little space, while an athletic woman will have a greater amount of space.

I knew betsy had a good body, but when she took off her pants she had the most incredible poonangle I had ever seen!

by Say Alex June 7, 2007

Poon Knocker

Whore, Slut, Harlot, Hussy, Jezebel.

That chick's a poon knocker!

by Sancho198428 October 16, 2008

Poon hooping

(verb) To smuggle illegal substances in one's vagina.

Hey girl, how do you plan to bring your ganja across the border?

I'm planning on poon hooping it.

by quillsbowl March 11, 2009

Poon-Donor

An insult towards males, implying that they have a vagina and that they regularly exploit themselves with it. This can also be used as an insult towards females, implying that they're whores and/or sluts.

"You fucking poon-donor!"

by damann August 27, 2009

Poon Flop

The most discusting floppy pussy you have ever seen. Or a dirogitory remark to say to someone you don't like.(Cause they dont know what it means either).

"This girl last night had the biggest Poon Flop i have ever seen."

"Get over here you fucking Poon Flop."

by Crazylson September 30, 2009