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Harry Potter

A Harry Potter is the action of sitting on someone's face, smothering their face with the anus, and then defecating.

This is so called because the receiver of the 'Harry Potter' does not see where the feces came from (due to close proximity to the anus), suggesting the feces appeared by 'magic'.
"Last night, a chick sat on my face and gave me a 'Harry Potter'. It stunk like hell but was a bloody good laugh"

"Excuse me good sir, would you care to participate in a 'Harry Potter'?"
by SgtJericho April 23, 2008
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Harry Potter and the Half-Black Prince

One of the farce Harry Potter novels. Harry Potter finds a book written by the Half-Black Prince, who is none other than Barack Obama. At first, Harry learns many interesting things from the book, like about Hope. His friends tell him to throw it away because it contains occasional sentences like "I am a Muslim and support terrorists" and "I want to become leader of the Fourth Reich in America"
This books leads up to the point where Harry will do battle with the anti-christ (Obama) and destroy him.
Person 1: Yo I read this book called Harry Potter and the Half-Black Prince and told me all about how the government was behind conspiracies such as the faked moon landing and 9/11!!"
Person 2: "Ya, man it was printed into a book, so it must be true. Stick a crucifix right through his heart! Anarchy! Anarchy!"
by dsbhjsdbhsdfhb October 20, 2009
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poptart

used to describe those who are under the influence of extreme ditzyness and/or insane insucurities that cause them to act exactly like everyone els in the poptart population!! Often found gossiping about everyone(even their own kind)flirting or playing hard to get with every male that has a pulse, or making fun of random individuals just because they're different. Poptarts are usualy described as bitches or glowing angels.
WARNING: if one of the poptarts ever askes you to join they're 'group' be prepared to be sucked in, become beutiful but also a backstaping bitch, and drop about 50 pionts off your IQ.
Billy: Fuck, did you hear those poptarts yesterday gossiping about Amanda?

Gerry: Yah, i mean that sweater she was wearing was better looking than theirs so they just had to make fun of her, pretty pathetic eh?
by t-la August 25, 2008
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harry potter

an outrageous sex position, for people into beastuality and probing.
1)billy used the harry potter on me last night !

2)can't get hotter, then harry potter
by voldemort_muahahahaha March 26, 2009
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Potterized

To be soiled internally by an overweight bald Mac user with delusions of importance. Once a female, male or animal has been Potterized it can no longer be set upon by any other genitalia for fear of contraction of any number of diseases including but not limited to The Black Plague, Hanta Virus, Clap, Down’s Syndrome and Ocular Cancer.
Man, I'd bang Judy in accounting but word on the street is that Mike has totally Potterized her. I don't want my dick to fall off!
by Glen S April 1, 2007
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matt potter

raging homesexual, can be seen in harry potter films, otherwise knows asbumbaclut or hoom!
cunt hey look at that fail over ther he has been matt pottered
by max jone8748258 January 24, 2011
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harry potter

To pull a Harry Potter (obviously from the character) is to survive almost certain death, somewhat miraculously.
"Did you see Kill Bill?"
"Yeah, Uma pulled a Harry Potter!"
by Craigg August 31, 2005
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