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Liam porter

Cool,smart, and amazing person that never gives up and thinks everyone is less cool because they are and he really appreciates NObody.
by Daquavion February 9, 2022
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tammy pooter

her nickname is grizzly chicken for the reason that she is short and loud tammy pooter is another nickname
by Tammy pooter hater August 26, 2022
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Gus Porter

A boy who once stuffed a mop in someone's face. And gave a Spanish cookbook to someone as a guide to learn Spanish. And is totally not constantly shipped with Mattholomule.

In all seriousness one of the top characters from the animated tv show "The Owl House".
Lad: "What's your favourite ship?"

Lass: "Gustholomule"
Lad: "Gus Porter should totally be with Mattholomule in canon."
by SDE Syndrome September 11, 2023
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texas clam paster

when multiple people jerk off on a pussy and all take turns slapping it with each others dicks.
Last night was crazy. The entire frat house pulled off the first Texas clam paster. It was a fucking mess.
by Vern Asshandle December 20, 2015
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Pooterstick

A long tube with a bubble at the end. Typically used to smoke Meth out of. Slang term used mostly by freebaser in the north western area of the united states.
I got some sick shards of meth to freebase and want to know if you got a pooterstick.
by Wee Perras May 17, 2009
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Porter

A man with a substantial amount of bad luck, typically with money, women and the penile gene.
I feel bad for Tyler, he has no luck with the ladies, has a small wiener and can't even afford to pay attention...There's no doubt he's a porter.
by Gregory hunter October 18, 2018
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Porter

1.) A person who is generally slow to react to instructions but will complete them very inefficiently in an untimely manner. He is not very reliable but is a good pet/slave for gathering materials/weapons in any games. It is known that Porter has an unreliable internet due to a cheap, Chinese made Wi-Fi adapter he had purchased due to him being “porr” (he could buy one @ Best Buy but is too lazy to, cuz he’s porter).

Pulling a Porter:
action verb
1.) Pulling a porter is defined as Porter leaving at random intervals of time in a Discord call with his friends without saying a single word or stating that he’d be back. Other times he would state he’d be back but would return within 10 hours or so. Other days he’d state that he would get on but never does until a few days later. This term is now applied to other friends of the group. Other instances could include him saying that he’ll sleep but instead get on Dead by Daylight or another game, then sleep.

(Credit To #Yumiko Imagawa#5650 on discord for making this)
Example: Umeko: Porter, can you please drone??

Porter: oKAy, iT’s CLeaR JUmP iN!

Umeko: *jumps into the room, instantly gets shot in the head*

Umeko: *smash smash smash* I THOUGHT YOU DRONED IT YOU

FUCKING DUMBASS!

Porter: *sigh* Okay, listen here dinkweed…
by MyLittleDinosaur January 10, 2019
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