Polyamorous Cesspit

A place where polyamorous couples settle down and do polyamorous stuff. It can be a house, a treehouse, an apartment block, a single room or an RV.

Are there any differences between these places? Absolutely not. All of them house these people and all of them have the same environment to offer.

Just imagine the stench of days-old sweat lingering inside... The heat... The rising jealousy of everyone inside this place... The madness in the air... Sounds worse than an actual cesspit if you ask me...

And some people openly say "wE nEEd tO nORmaLIzE PoLYAmORy" like it's a good thing...

May Providence guide them to a better path...

Dylan: Hey there, bruh.
Romeo: Yes?
Dylan: Would you mind if you join me in my house this evening? I have something special to show you.
Romeo: But my wife's expecting me to-
Dylan: Don't worry, she'll be fine.

A few hours later...

Dylan: Welcome! Join me inside so that I can introduce you to my partners.

Romeo: Wait... Did you say... Partners..?
Dylan: Yes. I'm polyamorous, and I'm living with my 4 partners in this house for 4 years. Sounds great, right?
Romeo: Absolutely not. This place looks like a moral cesspit for me.
Dylan: What!?
Romeo: What's the word... Uhh... Yes! It's called a polyamorous cesspit.
Dylan: Who told you that!?
Romeo: My wife. She described it for me and she's absolutely right about this. The stench, the odd feeling, the hidden jealousy and everything.
Dylan: *MICROAGRESSION* Shut up you CIS WHITE MAN!!!! SHSJJWHEWHDJWHAHAJ!!!!!!!!!
Romeo: What an idiot.

by Luca Frederico Scaligieri February 22, 2024

Polyamory

A practice promoted by weak-willed cuckolds and woketards in which one person has two or more romantic partners while the first significant other is "totally" fine with it. (To be honest, I cannot imagine the amount of Copium needed to tolerate this deviant practice in the first place. So disgusting.)

Its advocates say it makes a person happier as it allows him/her to share love with everyone he/she likes, and also because "love is love is love" and all of that. These idiots fail to realize one thing: a romantic relationship is no friendship.

No offense, but only the insane promote this deviance. Love like an eagle, and not like a dog.

Jeffrey: How's your relationship with that uterus bearer, Ro?
Romeo: *Rolls his eyes* All is fine. Nothing special.
Jeffrey: Based on how you speak about that cis woman, I think you should try polyamory.
Romeo: Polyamory? Is it just like polygamy?
Jeffrey: Yes, but it's better bcoz it doesn't involve that nonsense called marriage. With that good look of yours, I'm sure many cis and trans women will eat you whole.
Romeo: What..? No. Mio Dio, what is wrong with you?
Jeffrey: Having only one partner is not enough for a human being, Ro. It makes your life so fucking boring, you know?!
Romeo: How dare you say that in front of me...
Jeffrey: Like Giulietta's a boring woman anyway! You did a mistake for having only her for a partner, you cis white man!
Romeo: Shut up you miserable creep! *Punches Jeffrey*
Jeffrey: HOW DARE YOU!!!! I'M A WOMAN!!! *Microagression* HEKDJWKSGDHEBWHSJ!!!?!!!?
Romeo: You're no woman. *Knocks out Jeffrey with one punch* That's what you get for insulting my wife. *Spits onto Jeffrey's face* Idiot.

by Luca Frederico Scaligieri February 23, 2024

polyamory parlay at kmhs

eggplant (m16) and dragonfruit (f16) beef that the best ever (me) got in the middle of

first started with him blocking me, asking to be friends with me, started being weirdly sexual, i manipulated him (i apologized for it i know it was wrong), he suggested polyamory with a freshman, she dmed me, i told her, she gave me some lore like he sa'd her, i told her about his history of cheating and lies, blocked him on everything (except spam bc i forgot), we text all day, basically i apologized for manipulating him, payton told me he only used me for school answers, blocked me, unblocked me to instigate, said how i felt, she told his gma, he wants to be friends with me and i said yes bc he was a close friend, making them have closure, and idk what the convo is of that yet ill update when ready and thats the polyamory parlay at kmhs

by meowowowowowowow69 April 17, 2024

Poly-Erotic Fecal Subordination

The act of living under a "fecal dom" who allows or disallow personal bowel movements. The (poly) meaning the "fecal dom" is overseeing many 2-7 "fecal subs" this of course ads to the degradation as you are only one of many "fecal subs" one of the main rules is you can only gain permission of bowel autonomy (for a set period of time) if the "fecal sub" asks in person over the phone or by mail is not permitted.

"Poly-erotic fecal subordination has made my daily life more structured and more erotic!"

"Wow, that's awesome!"

by unstoppablestepbro May 27, 2024

polyaki

Alternative to the word "polycule", which means the set of people connected by polyamorous relationships. "Polycule" mixes a Greek prefix and a Latin suffix; "polyaki" is all Greek.

I invited everyone in my polyaki to come to the fair with Pat and me this weekend.

by Balady June 13, 2024

poly_

an item asylum content creator who makes bad fucking shitty edits, poly makes klevprime suffer and also he likes skibidi toilet gedagedegedagedaooo i edge to fanum tax stupid brainrot ass thing, DONT EVER SUBSCRIBE TO POLY HE FUCKING SUCKS

poly_ is a bad youtuber
poly_ is a skibidi toilet addiction

by efjuewhfuwhefh June 21, 2024

Polly

Polly is the most devious bird in T.O.A despite what anybody says. Fuck you!!! Polly is the original bird in the series however due to everybody riding orientals dick Cinnie took over. Cinnie is a spin off of Polly because oriental decided to get another bird. Oriental decided to make lore just so that he could say that it was his idea and that he owns 50% of the credit. Because I don’t spread my bird everywhere I go he gets all the credit. Polly is a scarlet macaw and has origins from peru. His sister his Rika god of Peru however died after the invasion. Polly seals himself in a statue and flows to aceh sultanate. Although he’s trapped inside he can hear and move around so he makes a sword based off of the empire and learns about Dutch East Indies. Eventually he gets free and meets cinnie floating around in a boat.

Everyone: Yo bro remember Polly?

Nono: erm who is Polly? Cinnie is the best because oriental actually bragged about his bird and your a fake friend eating off of his fame

by Incognitobandito June 21, 2024